Trump Presidency Tweets 3 - The Old Man and the Seethe

The so-called “Supreme Leader” of Iran, who has not been so Supreme lately, had some nasty things to say about the United States and Europe. Their economy is crashing, and their people are suffering. He should be very careful with his words!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 17, 2020

The noble people of Iran—who love America—deserve a government that's more interested in helping them achieve their dreams than killing them for demanding respect. Instead of leading Iran toward ruin, its leaders should abandon terror and Make Iran Great Again! https://t.co/RLjGsC5WLc

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 17, 2020

Warning to the Iranian people about ”Make Country X Great Again”

 

The hat is stylish

 

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Who’s De Calewe? I bet a million internet dollars he’s part of some pro nazi party in Belgium...

Looks like the original photo was taken in late 2018 pic.twitter.com/S0G3LkYaz6

— Scott Stedman (indefinite hiatus) (@ScottMStedman) January 18, 2020

 

Voter enthusiasm is, by one measure, tracking a 2020 election turnout of around 70%.

That would be the highest turnout percentage in the lifetime of every living American—since the 1900 election of William McKinley.

(graph via @bpmehlman) pic.twitter.com/osMYMBNgro

— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) January 17, 2020

The delta from 2015 to 2019 is amazing.

 

Build a windfarm to take care of them.

 

Yeah, because Democrats are the inly ones with conflicts:

Democrat Senators running in the 2020 Presidential election have a MASSIVE conflict of interest with regards to the Senate Impeachment trial next week.

They must recuse. pic.twitter.com/JJO0c6fBkC

— GOP (@GOP) January 18, 2020

 

Nice work comrades:

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 18, 2020

 

This is mind blowing.

.@TOMTHOM11 HOW?!?! 🤯

🎥: @Globies pic.twitter.com/qIJ7lgXySm

— San Jose Earthquakes (@SJEarthquakes) January 16, 2020

 

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— Matt in Michigan (@Matt_inMichigan) January 18, 2020

 

Camo in space? WTF?

Edit - someone fixed it

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— ShelG 🌻💙😷💙🌻#BLM #D4L (@shel_gold17) January 18, 2020

 

That uniform and woodland pattern Cammo was issued for an incursion into Endor. So much better than white plastic

 

Why in God’s name is Trump retweeting this?????

Happy Birthday to one of the greatest leading men of Hollywood's golden age Cary Grant! (1904 –1986) pic.twitter.com/2txoJoQvSW

— Classic Hollywood(GP) (@CHC_1927) January 18, 2020

This is more on brand.

They are taking the Democrat Nomination away from Crazy Bernie, just like last time. Some things never change!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2020

 

A massive 200 Billion Dollar Sea Wall, built around New York to protect it from rare storms, is a costly, foolish & environmentally unfriendly idea that, when needed, probably won’t work anyway. It will also look terrible. Sorry, you’ll just have to get your mops & buckets ready!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2020

 

If you have time to kill check out this thread. It delivers.

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Earth (look at the size of him)
Wind (Rudy is basically a human fart)
Fire (Lev looks to burn this shit down)

 

NEW: The top Russia expert on Trump’s National Security Council, Andrew Peek, has left his post, just a couple months in, sources tell me, @nwadhams and @justinsink.

That’s the Fiona Hill, Tim Morrison, Russia/Ukraine job.

Peek was escorted from WH on Friday. Story out soon.

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 19, 2020

 

OK what did Trump promise Putin now?

 

Deffo. See no, hear no, and tell all. Oops!
Three blind mice
Three stooges
Three Mouseketeers

 

Former conservative hack wants to be pansy liberal:

McSally calling a reporter a “liberal hack” for asking a question, and then taking high fives from today’s “conservatives” for doing so, tempts me to say: If it’s liberal to hold public officials in our liberal democracy accountable for doing their job, then I guess I’m liberal.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 17, 2020

 

I love these "name this band" tweets. Maybe the best thing on Twitter.

Cialis in Chains
Ukraine Clown Posse
Girth, Wind and Liar
Men Without Necks
They Might Be Liars
Domestic Flight Orchestra
Big Fraudio Dynamite

 

Senator Murkowski, you up? pic.twitter.com/7DLh9pNOKs

— Josh Chafetz (@joshchafetz) January 18, 2020

 

Use private browser and you get another 3. Reminds me I need to reload the app

 

"Cialis in chains" was pure quality.

 

Also Big Fraudio Dynamite.

And this song applies to Rudey