Guillermo once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. Guillermo can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Guillermo puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, he then demolishes the MLS. The drummer for Def Leppard only has one arm. Guillermo needed a back scratcher. To Barros Schelotto!
I wish I could super pos rep almost all posts in this thread. This is just the kind of laughter and fun I needed to brighten the Mondays. I have nothing good to quip. I'll just chime in To Barros Schelotto!
Barros Schelotto and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Barros Schelotto came down with a Golden Boot and a smile! To Barros Schelotto
Guillermo could build a roof and pave the parking lot with his bare hands and a budget of five dollars, but HSG only gave him three, so he used that money to end world hunger. To Barros Schelotto!
Barros Schelotto has been crowned king of all the fishes in the sea and the beasts of the land. To Barros Schelotto!
When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon, imagine his surprise to find Barros Schelotto already there, retrieving a ball he'd inadvertently kicked there in a post-match victory celebration. After Armstrong said: "That's one small step for a man, One giant leap for mankind" Guille continued, "But for Barros Schelotto, no problem." When it was discovered that the lunar module had insufficient fuel to make it make into space, Barros Schelotto simply picked it up and threw it into Earth orbit. True story. To Barros Schelotto!!!
Barros Schelotto spent all his money on fast cars, loose women and booze. The rest he just squandered. To Barros Schelotto!
Barros Schelotto's a Sonovabitch, he slept with all of our wives and we love him for it! To Barros Schelotto!
Guillermo eats lightning and farts thunder. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Guillermo's sweat. Blanco is allowed to live because Guillermo doesn't kill women. Guillermo can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. To Barros Schelotto!
Guillermo cut his mullet, but didn't like the new look. He mentioned his disappointment to Dwight Burgess who shaved his head right then and there and gave it to him. To Barros Schelotto!
I remember one time Barros Schelotto took his family to Sea World and they were watching Shamu the whale when he got splashed. Barros Schelotto yells out, "I'm Barros Schelotto and nobody gets me wet!" So he climbs into the tank and grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, "How do you like it?!" And then damn if Schelotto doesn't step in there and finish the show! You know he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe... ...to Barros Schelotto!
Did I ever tell you about the time Barros Schelotto was a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune? It was his turn so he spun the wheel. Of course, Schelotto being Schelotto, he spun it so hard that it came of its moorings, decapitated Pat Sajak and slammed through the wall into the set of the Price is Right. Barros Schelotto walked through the hole in the wall and Drew Carey proceeded to lecture him on marching bands in soccer. Well, Barros Schelotto had enough of that and picked up Drew Carey and compressed him between his palms until he was small enough to fit on the Plinko board. And I'll be damned if he didn't win $10000 and a new Cadillac! To Barros Schelotto!
Barros Schelotto was NOT invented by Toronto! In fact, Barros Schelotto invented Toronto (and by proxy, the Universe), but he is ashamed and is considering razing it to the ground tomorrow. ...to Barros Schelotto!!
When Schelotto was at Boca they were dominate. Winning countless titles and become the most respected and feared team in South America. Since Schelotto left they have been known as Boca Junior.
President Obama named Barros Schelotto to head the sexual harassment unit of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission today...."no touch,no touch!!" To GeEEE-SHAY!!!