Guillermo Barros Schelotto doesn't check the thread to see if anyone else has previously posted a statement... he simply knows better. And furthermore, he doesn't care.
Barros Schelotto does not know about this thread. If he did he would have just deleted the internet. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Barros Schelotto instead of Gandalf. It was only 5 pages long, as Barros Schelotto scissor kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
Just after MLS Cup 2008, Barros Schelotto and I were sipping espresso at the Easton Starbucks. I looked over to him and said, "Guille, you just lead the league in assists. What are you going to do next?" He smirked, took a sip of his drink and said, "It's nothing. Next year, I will lead the league in goals. And the year after that, I will lead in both." And wouldn't you know it, that crazy Argentinian b@st@rd went out and did just that. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!
In the beginning God created the heaven, the earth, and the Crew. And the Crew without form, and void; darkness was upon the face of the franchise. And the spirit of God was moved. And God said, let there be Guillermo: and there was Guillermo. And God saw Guillermo, that he was great: God separated Guillermo from the rest! To Barros Schelotto!
*Barros Schelotto can score two goals with one strike *If Schelotto got bored with soccer we'd be calling him Mr. President TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!
Barros Schelotto can go to Burma and kill the whole country with one gun. They made a movie about it.
The reason Schelotto's socks only stretch halfway up his legs is because they're intimidated by the rest of him. To Barros Schelotto!
Why do the Columbus Crew play with silver balls? Because Mr. Schelotto wants it that way. To Barros-Schelotto
*Barros Schelotto won Scariest Cosume at a Halloween party once by going as Barros Schelotto *Barros Schelotto IS the Walrus. Goo goo goo joob. *Barros Schelotto > Lemmy To Schelotto!
God Made Jesus his son. Then God Made Barros Schelotto. Now Jesus is Jealous........Although he fears Barros Schelotto. And Barros Schelotto fears no one. (did you hear that Chuck Norris?) TO BARROS SCHELOTTO Now lets have the Schelotto Song: Guillermo you are the love of my life Guillermo I'll let you shag my wife I said Guillermo I wants some hair like yours too.
*Most people Google for information, Google "Schelottos" *The only thing that can defeat the US Army is a Schelotto penalty kick *Tides are simply water running from the land where Schelotto resides To Barros Schelotto!
Guillermo doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Guillermo eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life." Guillermo can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. To Barros Schelotto!
Guillermo figures that, if yer gonna tackle or hug his favorite target in the goal box on corner kicks, then he'll just score 'em all himself. To BARROS SCHELOTTO!
Guillermo does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. Guillermo doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is. Guillermo once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf. To Barros Schelotto!