At one point in today's game Barros Schelotto exhaled and blew the entire Chivas front-line offside. To Barros Schelotto! We have to make some of these into banners!
Finally, physical proof there is a God. I watched Him play soccer this afternoon! TO BARROS SCHELOTTO
To get back on topic, If you can see Schelotto, he can see you. If Chivas can't see Schelotto they may be only seconds away from death. To Barros Schelotto!
Prior to the 2009 season GBS thought he would hang up his boots after the season. After leading the MLS in scoring in 2009 he signed a new 5 year contract with the Crew. He also convinced his friend Martin Palermo to join the Crew in 2010. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!
Barros Schelotto does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!!!
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Barros Schelotto can actually score on you yesterday. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!
Guillermo Barros Schelotto doesn't write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear. To Barros Schelotto!!
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Guillermo Barros Schelotto, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
When Guillermo Barros Schelotto jumps into the ocean, he doesn't get wet -- the ocean gets Guillermo Barros Schelotto. To Barros Schelotto!!
When Barros Schelotto goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!!
Barros Schelotto doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!!
There is no 'ctrl' button on Guillermo Barros Schelotto's computer. Guillermo is always in control. To Barros Schelotto!!
If you have five dollars, and Guillermo Barros Schelotto has five dollars, Guillermo Barros Schelotto has more money than you. TO BARROS SCHELOTTO!!!
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. uhhhh, I mean Barros Schelotto