To Barros Schelotto

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by S134R1S5, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Did I ever tell you about the time Schelotto and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Schelotto throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Schelotto decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, he's a human.

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    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  2. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Paradise of the Pacific
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    dude...............
     
  3. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Like an alligator Schelotto can fully digest a turtle shell.

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    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  4. kwijibo

    kwijibo Member

    Nov 18, 2007
    Columbus
    His poop is considered currency in Argentina.

    to Barros Schelotto!
     
  5. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Schelotto is a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

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    To Barros Schelotto!!!
     
  6. General Disarray

    General Disarray Legendary

    Jul 7, 2005
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Barros Schelotto is a Son of a Bitch!!!



    To Schelotto!!!
     
  7. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    I once saw Schelotto scissor kick Angela Lansberry.

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    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  8. General Disarray

    General Disarray Legendary

    Jul 7, 2005
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Barros Schelotto is the father of every kid in this town!!!


    Barros Schelotto!!!
     
  9. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Schelotto isn't doing push UPS, he's pushing the world DOWN.

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    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Brad Friedel's gonna kick all your asses.

    :p
     
  11. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    If you drop a phonograph needle on Schelotto's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.

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    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  12. DAK77

    DAK77 Member+

    Nov 10, 2008
    Grandview Heights, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    This is classic!
     
  13. pettyfog

    pettyfog Member

    Jan 30, 2000
    Enon OH Exit 49
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Ever notice when GBS arrives in town, Chuck Norris has left for an important meeting somewhere else?
    Rumor has it Arnold checked to see where Schelotto was before he appeared at his convention.


    Mods: Please put this in NSR- WTF.
    Geez!
     
  14. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Schelotto once killed a cow with two small porcelain figurines. The police said it was the first documented case of a knick knack paddy whack.

    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  15. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    I understand this thread like I understand a David Lynch film.
     
  16. 9 Rush

    9 Rush Member

    Sep 9, 2004
    C'bus
    Barros Schelotto orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wesson!

    To Barros Schelotto
     
  17. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Schelotto went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.

    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  18. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Country:
    United States
    Is that "Lawyers, Guns, and Money"???
     
  19. S134R1S5

    S134R1S5 Member

    Aug 19, 2006
    Columbus of course
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Schelotto is the only man known to be able to punch someone in the soul.

    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  20. TheUltra

    TheUltra Member

    Mar 23, 2008
    2.4 Miles from home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Ya know he goes about 7 foot 12, 390 pounds!
     
  21. gem440

    gem440 Member

    Sep 9, 2008
    Columbus,OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Schelotto can slam a revolving door.

    TO BARROS SCHELOTTO
     
  22. 9 Rush

    9 Rush Member

    Sep 9, 2004
    C'bus
    ggrrrrrr FAIL Brave!

    They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Schelotto talk in his sleep!


    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  23. 9 Rush

    9 Rush Member

    Sep 9, 2004
    C'bus
    I have to ask: Are you a droid?

    Classic thread, BTW
     
  24. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    During one offseason, Schelotto went to the Virgin Islands. Since then, they have only been known as the Islands.

    To Barros Schelotto!
     
  25. crew92

    crew92 Member

    Mar 6, 2009
    Pripyat, Ukraine
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Country:
    United States
    Barros Schelotto doesnt teabag the ladies he potato sacks them
     

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