Did I ever tell you about the time Schelotto and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Schelotto throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Schelotto decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, he's a human. To Barros Schelotto!
Schelotto is a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. To Barros Schelotto!!!
If you drop a phonograph needle on Schelotto's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. To Barros Schelotto!
Ever notice when GBS arrives in town, Chuck Norris has left for an important meeting somewhere else? Rumor has it Arnold checked to see where Schelotto was before he appeared at his convention. Mods: Please put this in NSR- WTF. Geez!
Schelotto once killed a cow with two small porcelain figurines. The police said it was the first documented case of a knick knack paddy whack. To Barros Schelotto!
ggrrrrrr FAIL Brave! They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Schelotto talk in his sleep! To Barros Schelotto!
During one offseason, Schelotto went to the Virgin Islands. Since then, they have only been known as the Islands. To Barros Schelotto!