Time for yet another "Mass Shooting" thread

Have mercy.

This. All of it.

She was prouder than I've ever allowed myself to be, and she may still be.

 

6 e-cigarette deaths ever: Vape control now!

36,000 gun deaths annually: Thoughts and prayers. https://t.co/L6xQuILyPf

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) September 11, 2019

Maybe if they rebrand e-cigarettes as “AR-cigarettes” Trump won’t want to ban them.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 12, 2019

 

Trump had already politicized it before most Americans were awake.

 

Here's a perfectly normal thing: This is a Texas state senator threatening to shoot a current presidential candidate.



Lucky for him, the current US Attorney General doesn't investigate republican crimes.

 

No, Briscoe Cain is saying his "AR is ready" to be handed over to Beto peacefully and in the full spirit of Beto's statement.

I am sure that is what he meant. Doubly sure.

 

Yes, good Christian Republicans would never threaten bodily harm to someone. That would go against what Jesus taught. And we all know how they loudly proclaim to follow the Bible!

 

I don't get the Robert Francis reference. Google tells me he was an actor that died on a plane crash sometime in the 50s?

 

The guy is being a douchebag by calling Beto by his given names.

 

Briscoe Cain sounds like a name rejected for a 1970s Clint Eastwood movie character.

OMFG. What goes on in Texas?

 

His AR doesn't fire blanks?

 

Sen. @ChrisCoons on Beto O’Rourke’s “Hell yes” line about taking away semi-automatic guns: “I frankly think that that clip will be played for years at second amendment rallies with organizations that try to scare people by saying Democrats are coming for your guns.” pic.twitter.com/YRNZctMx8a

— CNN News Central (@NewsCentralCNN) September 13, 2019

 

Also a New England poet, who would've been more famous if 1) poets could be famous in America and 2) he didn't live about six blocks from Robert Frost.

 

Interesting note: Apparently, Mr. Cain is a reformed homosexual! He was apparently gay during his younger years, then he decided to become a trans-hating straight man through the help of our old friend Hay-Zeus.

It’s also weird because it wasn’t really a secret. Everyone who knew Briscoe in Deer Park knew he was gay. He wasn’t exactly closeted about it. He was a high school cheerleader. In Deer Park, Texas.

— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) September 13, 2019

In any case, it seems Briscoe found one of those Pence re-education camps, got himself a wife, and managed to pump out a few kids for his hetero merit badge. And now he’s into guns and horses and Jesus and acting tough to Beto O’Rourke. pic.twitter.com/XYMfx9UNkA

— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) September 13, 2019

Texas!

 

If theres a place in 'Merica that can reform a Gay, TX is it. Briscoe bought in whole hog. Needs to up his belt buckle game tho.

 

I’m OK with it. What I find weird is that he grills Robert Francis but he is probably OK voting for Raphael Canuck Cruz.

 

Excuse me.
Raphael Canuck Cuban Cruz.

 

LOL Gun Nutz

Grateful @Walmart is enforcing its new policy to prohibit open carry. It took five officers to get this man to leave the store.

Last month, customers were allowed to shop while open carrying. Cultural change results in political change. #GroceriesNotGuns https://t.co/VRQ65DpJAk

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) September 14, 2019

 

Five officers. It'd have taken only two of them to carry his ass out feet first, but they didn't want to do that this time. Wonder why?

 

If he were black it would've taken 10 officers, a SWAT team, and 2 helicopters to arrive, shoot him to death with 100 bullets, and stand around shouting for him to put his hands behind his back while he bleeds to death.

 

Narrator: The U.S. has a gun epidemic enabled by their sick gun culture society; propelled by a severely warped interpretation of their Constitution’s 2nd amendment resulting in a non-REGULATED militia and 40,000 dead Americans per annum.

They are waaaay beyond a gun “problem.” https://t.co/P5f5uAo1kg

— Trinity (@TrinityResists) September 7, 2019

 

"White Man Shocked To Learn Laws Apply To Him"

He's lucky he's not a person of color because he would've been dead the second he entered the store with a gun.

I wonder how he feels about that Blue Lives Matter sticker on his pickup right about now.

 

<COP KILLS BLACK GUY>

FOX NEWS: Blue Lives Matter! Blue Lives Matter!

<Someone suggests AR-15 buyback>

FOX NEWS: You leave us with no choice: We will shoot the police on sight. https://t.co/SOg72KWxgf

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) September 14, 2019

 

and then they would realize it was from the toy aisle.