Time for a wooden spoon?

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  1. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    #126 henryo, Oct 7, 2014
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2014
    "Escape Numbers" from the Wooden Spoon as at Oct-5, with Montreal trailing at 25 pts with 31 games played:
    http://www.mlssoccer.com/standings/supporters-shield

    (As their Max Possible Points=34, any team amassing 35 points or more will escape from the "Race for the Wooden Spoon" in 2014.)
    • Houston are the only team to have escaped from the Wooden Spoon this week, congratulations! :thumbsup:

    • The Biggest Winners of the week are none other than Chivas USA, which shaved 5 points off their Escape Numbers.

    • Chicago Fire (@firefan2001) should be next in line to escape from the Spoon next week. ;)

    • Latest Escape Numbers:
    #TeamsENChanges vs
    Last Week
    1 Seattle NA Escaped on Week #25 (Aug-30).
    2 L.A. Galaxy NA Escaped on Week #26 (Sep-7).
    3 D.C. United NA Escaped on Week #26 (Sep-7).
    4 Real Salt Lake NA Escaped on Week #26 (Sep-7).
    5 New England NA Escaped on Week #27 (Sep-14).
    6 FC Dallas NA Escaped on Week #27 (Sep-14).
    7 Kansas City NA Escaped on Week #27 (Sep-14).
    8 N.Y. Red Bulls NA Escaped on Week #28 (Sep-21).
    9 Columbus NA Escaped on Week #28 (Sep-21).
    10 Vancouver NA Escaped on Week #29 (Sep-28).
    11 Portland NA Escaped on Week #29 (Sep-28).
    12 Toronto NA Escaped on Week #29 (Sep-28).
    13 Philadelphia NA Escaped on Week #29 (Sep-28).
    14 Houston NA Escaped on Week #30 (Oct-5).
    15 Chicago 2 -4
    16 Colorado 3 -2
    17 San Jose 6 -2
    18 Chivas USA 8 -5

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  2. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    "Escape Numbers" from the Wooden Spoon as at Oct-12, with Montreal trailing at 26 pts with 32 games played:
    http://www.mlssoccer.com/standings/supporters-shield

    (As their Max Possible Points=32, any team amassing 33 points or more will escape from the "Race for the Wooden Spoon" in 2014.)
    • Chicago (@firefan2001) are the only team to have escaped from the Wooden Spoon this week, congratulations! :thumbsup:

    • The Biggest Winners of the week are Chivas USA again, which shaved another 5 points off their Escape Numbers.

    • Colorado Rapids (@JasonMa) should be next in line to escape from the Spoon next week. ;)

    • Latest Escape Numbers:
    #TeamsENChanges vs
    Last Week
    1 Seattle NA Escaped on Week #25 (Aug-30).
    2 L.A. Galaxy NA Escaped on Week #26 (Sep-7).
    3 D.C. United NA Escaped on Week #26 (Sep-7).
    4 Real Salt Lake NA Escaped on Week #26 (Sep-7).
    5 FC Dallas NA Escaped on Week #27 (Sep-14).
    6 New England NA Escaped on Week #27 (Sep-14).
    7 Kansas City NA Escaped on Week #27 (Sep-14).
    8 N.Y. Red Bulls NA Escaped on Week #28 (Sep-21).
    9 Columbus NA Escaped on Week #28 (Sep-21).
    10 Vancouver NA Escaped on Week #29 (Sep-28).
    11 Portland NA Escaped on Week #29 (Sep-28).
    12 Toronto NA Escaped on Week #29 (Sep-28).
    13 Philadelphia NA Escaped on Week #29 (Sep-28).
    14 Houston NA Escaped on Week #30 (Oct-5).
    15 Chicago NA Escaped on Week #31 (Oct-12).
    16 Colorado 1 -2
    17 Chivas USA 3 -5
    18 San Jose 4 -2


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  3. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    #128 henryo, Feb 11, 2015
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2015
    "Winners" List updated through 2014...

    Any pick(s) for 2015 season anyone? ;)

    Season Wooden Spoon Head Coach(es) Bottom-2 Head Coach(es) Remarks
    1996 Colorado Rapids Bob Houghton (1996),
    Roy Wegerle (1996), (Interim)
    New England Revolution Frank Stapleton (Jan 1996–June 96),
    Thomas Rongen (Nov 1996–Aug 98)

    1997 San Jose Earthquakes Laurie Calloway (1996–97),
    Brian Quinn (1997–99)
    New York Red Bulls Carlos Alberto Parreira (Jan 1997–Dec 97) World Cup-winning coach @ N.Y.
    1998 New England Revolution Thomas Rongen (Nov 1996–Aug 98) Sporting Kansas City Ron Newman (1996–99)
    1999 New York Red Bulls Bora Milutinović (Sept 1998–Oct 99) Sporting Kansas City Ron Newman (1996–99),
    Ken Fogarty (1999), (Interim),
    Bob Gansler (April 1999–July 6)
    Another World Cup veteran coach @ N.Y.
    2000 San Jose Earthquakes Lothar Osiander (1999–2000) D.C. United Thomas Rongen Netherlands (1999–01)
    2001 Tampa Bay Mutiny Alfonso Mondelo (2001),
    Perry Van der Beck (2001)
    Colorado Rapids Tim Hankinson (Dec 2000–Dec 2004)
    2002 D.C. United Ray Hudson England (2002–03)
    New York Red Bulls Octavio Zambrano (Jan 2000–Oct 02)
    2003 FC Dallas Mike Jeffries (Jan 2001–Sept 03),
    Colin Clarke (Sept 2003–Dec 03) (interim)
    Los Angeles Galaxy Sigi Schmid United States (1999–Aug 2004)
    2004 Chicago Fire Dave Sarachan (Nov 2002–June 2007) New England Revolution Steve Nicol (Nov 2002–Oct 11)
    2005 Chivas USA Thomas Rongen (Sept 2004–May 05),
    Javier Ledesma (2005) (Interim),
    Hans Westerhof (June 2005–Nov 05)
    Real Salt Lake John Ellinger (Jan 2005–May 2007)
    2006 Columbus Crew Sigi Schmid (20062008) Kansas City Wizards Bob Gansler (April 1999–July 2006),
    Brian Bliss (June 2006–Dec 6), (Interim)

    2007 Toronto FC Mo Johnston Scotland (August 22, 2006 to February 1, 2008) Real Salt Lake John Ellinger (Jan 2005–May 2007),
    Jason Kreis (May 2007–present)

    2008 San Jose Earthquakes Frank Yallop (Nov 2007–June 7, 2013) Los Angeles Galaxy Ruud Gullit Netherlands (Nov 2007–Aug 2008),
    Cobi Jones (interim) United States (Aug 2008),
    Bruce Arena United States (Aug 2008–present)

    2009 New York Red Bulls Juan Carlos Osorio (Dec 2007–Aug 09),
    Richie Williams (Interim) (Aug 2009–Jan 10)
    San Jose Earthquakes Frank Yallop (Nov 2007–June 7, 2013)
    2010 D.C. United Curt Onalfo USA (2010–10) Chivas USA Martin Vasquez (Dec 2009–Oct 10)
    2011 Vancouver Whitecaps Teitur Thordarson, Iceland (2011–May 11),
    Tom Soehn (interim) United States (May 2011–Oct 11)
    New England Revolution Steve Nicol (Nov 2002–Oct 11)
    2012 Toronto FC Aron Winter Netherlands (January 6, 2011 to June 7, 2012),
    Paul Mariner England (June 7, 2012 to January 7, 2013)
    Chivas USA Robin Fraser (April 2011–Nov 12)
    2013 D.C. United Ben Olsen (2010-Present) Chivas USA José Luis Sánchez Solá (December 12, 2012 – May 29, 2013),
    José Luis Real (May 30, 2013 – November 29, 2013)

    2014 Montreal Impact Frank Klopas (December 18, 2013–Present) San Jose Earthquakes Mark Watson (June 8, 2013 – October 15, 2014),
    Ian Russell (interim) (October 15, 2014 – October 26, 2014)
     
  4. tigersoccer2005

    tigersoccer2005 Member+

    Dec 1, 2003
    North Bergen, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I would like to officially nominate the NY Red Bulls as a team that will be in "contention" for the Spoon this upcoming season. Too many changes at once--too hard for the team to absorb all at once. This team is going to take time to get back to respectability.
     
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  5. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    Could be an interesting duet between them and NYCFC... ;)
     
  6. Owen Thornhill

    Dec 22, 2012
    Club:
    Cork City
    I would say NYFC, I find their expansion badly planned and will struggle support wise and player wise. My least favorite ran NY metro area pro club right now. But i don't live near New York or even like New York so im happy they are making things bad for themselves.
     
  7. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    Nobody consider OCSC? ;)

    Too good for the Bottom? :p
     
  8. tigersoccer2005

    tigersoccer2005 Member+

    Dec 1, 2003
    North Bergen, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    While hisotrically expansion teams usually have a rough first year--Orlando has given the impression of being an organization that has its act together.
     
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  9. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    By the way, by my projection by the Most Recent Results, Colorado Rapids will win the Wooden Spoon in 2015: ;)

     
  10. Owen Thornhill

    Dec 22, 2012
    Club:
    Cork City
    9 players who previously played together and both DP's playing from day 1 (baring any injuries). Also expecting big crowds unlike NYCFC which will help with creating a intimidating atmosphere, playing in a quarter full baseball stadium wont be intimidating.
     
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  11. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  12. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chicago Fire (back to back)
     
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  13. tigersoccer2005

    tigersoccer2005 Member+

    Dec 1, 2003
    North Bergen, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    awesome---the SS was also created by the fans and then later adopted by the league--hopefully this will follow the same path. I cant wait to see a "spoon scudetto" on MLS team jerseys.
     
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  14. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  15. tigersoccer2005

    tigersoccer2005 Member+

    Dec 1, 2003
    North Bergen, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    that is truly a large beautiful spoon :thumbsup:

    out of respect for this large beautiful trophy, the supporter's group that have posession of the spoon should not be allowed to destroy it at the end. In addition there should be room on the trophy to put little plaques memorializing the teams that have won the spoon.
     
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  16. El Naranja

    El Naranja Member+

    Sep 5, 2006
    Alief
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There's something cathartic about burning (or otherwise destroying) the spoon. There's something wonderfully punishing about forcing fans of terrible teams to make their own derogatory trophy.
     
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  17. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    Remembered this awesome picture with DC United Logo and their 3 Wooden Spoons Scudetti... ;)

    The image link is apparently broken now (@tigersoccer2005), mind repost again for our enjoyment? Thanks! :)
     
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  18. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    I made that, but sadly I can't find the original. If DC loses this weekend, I might start work on a new one with four spoons.
     
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  19. EvanJ

    EvanJ Member+

    Manchester United
    United States
    Mar 30, 2004
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chicago could win their second consecutive Wooden Spoon. No club has ever won consecutive Wooden Spoons or even two Wooden Spoons in three years. The closest together Wooden Spoons for a club are San Jose in 1997 and 2000 and D.C. in 2010 and 2013.
     
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  20. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Great Job Andi.......Oh wait he could careless if we win the Wooden Spoon or the SS. He just doesn't care. It's time MLS (Mr. Graber) to do something about this.
     
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  21. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Could?!?

    You make it sound like it is not a categorical certainty.
    Have you not watched the performances of the 2016 Chicago Fire?
    Oh, wait, of course not. Nobody is watching the Fire.

    Hell, even at Toyota Park, no one is watching the Fire.
    We are way too occupied with raccoons, rubber dicks and making fun of Mr. Andrew Hauptman and Nelson Rodriguez (often combing all of these things).

    Last night the announced "attendance" was a laughable 15,883.
    The actual attendance was a completely and totally dreadful 3,000-4,000.

    The Wooden Spoon?
    It's our, bitches!
     
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  22. henryo

    henryo Member+

    Jun 26, 2007
    Let's aim for First-to-Four-Spoons in 2017... :)
     
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  23. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's ALL ours......Back to Back, first time that's happened. I'd say that it's bothering our owner, but he'd have to care about the team, for it to bother him.

    FVCK YOU, Andi..........

    Will be going for the "three peat" next year.
     
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  24. Daniel from Montréal

    Aug 4, 2000
    Montréal
    Club:
    Montreal Impact
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Hey guys, you can still leapfrog Houston (33pts) and end up on 34pts!
     
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