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Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by mateo319, Jan 31, 2012.

  1. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    You can't see it, but those are real tears under my balaclava.
     
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  2. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No worries.


    This place coupled with Crewsmas and add in the impending doom of our team to the mix has me very nostalgic. I thank all of you for letting me be a part of this community (even if I have not been an active member at times).
     
  3. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Is this the part where I ask if Bill Archer is your Dad?
     
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  4. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Does that come before or after you ask me if I'm Bill Archer (or Bill Archer is me)?
     
  5. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Has anyone confused the two of you? Way back when, there was a rumor that Archer was Chelsey's Dad.
     
  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At least a half-dozen or so people around here know my dad, and he is not BA.

    Fiddy would have been after you long ago. And I doubt that BA was at my wedding.



    Speaking of BA, even back then BA was the sought-after ticket. I remember being asked to reach out to him for an interview. I am not 100% sure, but I think even back then I had the stones to ask him for one.
     
  7. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    There was a brief spell, during the most intense "who is Keyser Soze" phase where even I was suspected of being Bill.

    But how do you know he wasn't?
     
  8. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Who was that girl you went nuclear on years ago?
     
  9. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #409 Bill Archer, Mar 14, 2018
    Last edited: Mar 14, 2018
    I love weddings. They're like female Viagra. When I was younger it was easy pickings. Say hello, ask for a dance, and an hour later there's a huge pile of seafoam taffeta on your hotel room floor.

    Now, my wife might object to me hosing bridesmaids so I have retreated into simply weeping at the cheap sentimentality.

    Or maybe it's because my nridesmaid- boffing days are behind me. Nowadays they seat me at the serious people table. Sucks.
     
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  10. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Made me think of Young Frankenstein....

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Once upon a time, I introduced a roommate (let us call her Angela) to her future husband. Usually those important people speak at the wedding. I however was not invited to her wedding. Sometime later I learned through a mutual acquaintance that, and I am quoting to the very best of my recollection, “Angela felt you were not excited enough when she told you she was engaged.”


    I do not have a moral of this story because I still have the darndest time understanding these things.
     
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  12. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #412 Bill Archer, Mar 15, 2018
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2018
    Saved you the cost of a blender or a silver chafing dish. And Angela sounds like one of those women to whom one smiles warmly and says "maybe you'll invite me to your next one"

    Just call me Miss Manners.
     
  13. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    That sounds very much like a woman's decision in the leadup to a wedding.
     
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