Things Columbus Crew Fans will never say

Maybe everything isn't Don Garber's fault.

Harrison Afful is more to blame than the linesman for the second Portland goal in 2015.

Frankie needs to chill out.

Capos help.

 

I miss the team's style of play under Andrulis.

 

Paule and Sanneh's penalties really weren't that bad.

 

If Freddie Butler had played in the second half of that one game, he could have been the best player in Crew history.

Miroslaw Rzepa is the "Michael Jordan" of Poland.

Wouldn't it be a great idea to make a scoreboard out of fammable materials?

 

I'm happy.

 

Warzycha did the right thing by sitting Guille in Salt Lake.

Or

"Feed the fire!"

 

Viva Mendoza!!!

 

"He's sort of a dick, but @hangthadj really made a good point there."

 

Why didn't the Crew sign Pulisic from the Dortmund youth academy?













Oh, wait....

 

Au contraire, I have that as a pinned tweet.

 

This is preposterous. We all know you're a total dick.

 

I agree with my fan score. Also, thanks for the info!

 

That pedestrian bridge made my walk home much quicker!

 

To Marco Etcheverry!

 

"You know what, Jay Heaps probably didn't deserve that elbow to the face."

"Offside"

"Every day we'll try to make the Columbus Crew more relevant, more successful and cooler for everybody."

 

"Deep down, I'm sure Cuauhtémoc Blanco was a really great guy."

 

"Sure, Guille was pretty good, but he was no Sebastián Rozental."

 

"The 'For Columbus' kits were the best we've ever had."

 

"It's spelled Findley."

 

I am so glad we put a stage right in the middle of our North Stand