Sorry IF this was posted before but I looked over 4 pages from current to past and found nothing. This is too good not to be posted here. READ IT as it is some funny stuff mixed with moments of pure brilliance!!! http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/37407/thierry-henrys-internal-monologue
Some excerpts... Upon not scoring How did a goal not occur? I must regard the turf in doubt After scoring a goal vs. CLB but for McCarty, who scampers up to me weeping in relief. Hush, little one ... On Cooper So large, so gentle, so strange. On Columbus but we must respect Columbus — not literally, of course, but there is much to be learned from teams of their genre. That was very enjoyable.