The Love Song of T. Jordan Pefok: Siebatcheu at Borussia Mönchengladbach

Anyone know any details on Rennes?

Bocanegra played there for 2 years. He was in a cup final with them as well. And I know 1 of the Swedish players (at the WC) played for them. Other than that; are they a mid-table club or bigger? A EL-type side?

 

Good, good, the little doll is working.

 

[AMICAL 3]

⚽ @rscanderlecht 🆚 #StadeRennais F.C. ll 📋 Voici le onze de départ mis en place par Sabri #Lamouchi ! #ToutDonner 💪🔴⚫ #RSCASRFC pic.twitter.com/wAIgmfZe0s

— Stade Rennais F.C. (@staderennais) July 21, 2018

Starts

 

Starts:

[MATCH 4]
🚨Première pour @clemgrenier ! 🚨
La compo’ rennaise :
Tomáš Koubek, Hamari Traoré, Mexer, Jérémy Gélin, Ludovic Baal, James Lea-Siliki, Benjamin André (c), Mehdi Zeffane, Clément Grenier, Benjamin Bourigeaud, Jordan Siebatcheu. #SRFCEFC #ToutDonner 💪🔴⚫ pic.twitter.com/wsVYAnGX1u

— Stade Rennais F.C. (@staderennais) July 28, 2018

 

Scored in the 1st half vs Everton

2-1 à la mi-temps ! Très bonne première période des Rouge et Noir face à @Everton. #SRFCEFC 2-1 #ToutDonner

 

The goal: https://streamable.com/sehaa

36' The hosts double their lead as Siebatcheu crashes the ball in off the underside of the crossbar from six yards after another left-wing cross from Siliki. #EFC

🔴 2-0 🔵

— Everton (@Everton) July 28, 2018

 

oh, oh, I need to get a biger doll.

 

That's what she said.

 

And I hope y'all appreciate that last attempt at a laugh because the google image search was.... scarring.

 

Can't wait to hear what ads Google serves up to you for the next couple of weeks.

 

So there's one name I've been overlooking in terms of young, tall French target forwards besides Siebatcheu and Sebastien Haller: 6-foot-4 Jean-Philippe Mateta. He's 21, last season was statistically about as good as Siebatcheu in Ligue 2 while on loan from Lyon, and has now secured a move to Mainz. He has been starting for them in preseason. Both Haller and Mateta should be starting in the Bundesliga, and Mateta should be in position to get called up by France U21s. This is good news for us, of course.
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/jean-philippe-mateta/profil/spieler/420002
https://talksport.com/football/1749...rkids-25-strikers-you-must-sign-161223221604/

Jean-Philippe Mateta (Lyon) – A young French target man, Mateta is strong and good aerially. Meanwhile his technical attributes are also handy to begin with. He'll develop into a goal-every-other-game striker with the right nurturing.​

 

where are all these 6'3/6'4 tall Black French strikers coming from

 

France.

 

On Friday, it's going to be Siebatcheu vs. Pulisic as Rennes and Dortmund play a friendly in Austria.
https://www.bundesliga.com/en/news/...s-stats-pulisic-witsel-reus-hakimi-510304.jsp

 

Someone needs to get CP to do a lil recruiting!

 

Rennes are essentially going all-in on Siebatcheu. They've handed him the #9 shirt and have decided to loan out three other CFs, including France U20 Jordan Tell, who wore France's #9 against the US U20s in March. Tell had been playing, and scoring, for Rennes in preseason when subbing in for Siebatcheu. The only other primary CF on the roster is Diafra Sakho, who seems to be a shell of his former self.

 

Richie Williams needs to call and give him a ultimatum: he either joins the USMNT or he breaks every bone in his body. "10 minutes, I'm at the airport already."

 

Dude's all-French, wants to play for France, doesn't speak any English, so I don't see it being a big loss.

 

FYP

 

Sarachan says there have been conversations with Jordan Siebatcheu.

— Paul Kennedy (@pkedit) June 9, 2018

That's not to mention US Soccer called him up to the U-23 team in 2016

 

I stand corrected. Thank you.

 

There goes our chances of bringing him to Qatar.

Focusing on Sargent and Weah now

 

Read the quote again.It wasn't Jordy who played against us.
unless my sarcasmoscope is broke,in which case,my bad.

 

Unfortunately, Siebatcheu obtained a minor injury in the Everton friendly and is not in the squad against Dortmund. Rennes' squad without him will have three attackers in total.
https://redon.maville.com/sport/det...ition-avant-le-grand-bal_une-3502700_actu.Htm
https://www.staderennais.com/amical-5-le-groupe-pour-bvbsrfc

 

interesting turn of event in Cameroon NT, they hired Dutch legends Clarence Seedorf (manager) and Patrick Kluivert (assistant manager) for the job 4 days ago. Curious to see if they ever approach Jordan or not.