The Trump Presidency VII :: Simpletons, Wankpuffins, Bawbags & Erstwhile Lawyers

Kavanaugh’s Accuser Told Friend About Assault Last Year
September 18, 2018
Rebecca White told the San Jose Mercury News that Christine Blasey Ford had told her about the alleged sexual assault by Brett Kavanaugh — without naming him — in late 2017 during the height of the #MeToo movement and long before Kavanaugh was a Supreme Court nominee.

Last year, White had added her own #MeToo story about being raped as a teenager to a Facebook post.

Said White: “She reached out to me afterward, supporting me and my story and that she had something happen to her when she was really young and that the guy was a federal judge. She said she had been assaulted. She said hers had been violent as well, physically scary, fighting for her life.”

 

But has her friend ever run show-jumping competitions for Arabian horses? We need to only hire the BEST people! Oh, and about them Ay-rabs, why cain't we get good ol Merican horses?

 

Public service announcement.... Do not blame me after reading this.

How Will the President Respond to His Penis Being Described as “the Mushroom Character From Mario Kart"?
https://slate.com/news-and-politics...ormy-daniels-response-likely-forthcoming.html

 

Ain't that America for you and me
Ain't that America the home of the free...

 

Ugh! The mushroom-head guy looks like one of those Iranian clerics. Now if you told Trump his wang resembled Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, now that would be a fun tweetstorm!

 

Time to meditate. My chi is blocked.

I'm a Christian, but prayer ain't gonna remove that image from my mind's eye.

 

Let me try to help you:

 

Who would have bet in 2016 that Mr. Trump's Kinopio would be a thing in 2018?

 

Dont expect Melania to corroborate.

 

Hey, if it distracts from Kavanaugh's problem long enough for confirmation, no problem.

 

"Very unfair. Sad.

And besides she's not even a ten anymore."

 

Doctors confirm Pussy Riot’s Peter Verzilov was poisoned
https://www.nme.com/news/music/doctors-confirm-pussy-riot-peter-verzilov-poisoned-2380703

File under: Unsurprising News

 

The question is, has the mushroom been insulted by being called small?

That's America since 01/20/17... a tiny pink penis sticking out of a diaper

 

Commented to Mrs when they took over that church "how are they not all dead?"

 

New footage of stormy and trump in action!!!

 

Manafort’s plea deal says that if his convictions are wiped out for any reason, (for example, a pardon from Trump) prosecutors can charge him with any other crimes he committed or confessed to during his plea negotiations https://t.co/n9ejnJF5Rj

— POLITICO (@politico) September 18, 2018

Pretty smart ...

 

Fair enough. Doesn't Rupert own NG now?

 

BTW, that sounds delicious!

 

Can you decline a presidential pardon?

 

That’s what she said!!!

 

Well that's not a mushroom....

 

Check out the dude's eyes