The Seattle Sounders Suck

Discussion in 'LA Galaxy' started by pirozhok, Oct 25, 2019.

  1. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 pirozhok, Oct 25, 2019
    Last edited: Oct 25, 2019
    We love you, Seattle, we love all of you - Jo Morris, Lodeiro, Torres, Frei, and other scraps u got on ur roster - can't tell any of them from a hole in the wall, but it doesn't matter now - because we love you!
    Please forgive us for hating you, for calling ur magnificent team some bad, poorly chosen distasteful names like Flounders and Asspounders, all the hate and bitter taste are in the past, because now - we love you!
    Next Tuesday, you'll have warm support of millions of us Angelenos down here - disregard those scumbags who will be spitting on you from the seats of that cesspool bowl where u r playing next week, they will choke on their bile after game is over.
    We believe in you, Seattle, from now till Tuesday we love you more than we love or ever loved anyone else.
    Just go out there, expose that MLS fraud called "LAFC", and save the dignity of all mankind.
    WE LOVE YOU, SEATTLE SOUNDERS!
     
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  2. barroldinho

    barroldinho Member+

    Man Utd and LA Galaxy
    England
    Aug 13, 2007
    US/UK dual citizen in HB, CA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I feel slightly nauseous.
     
  3. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why?
     
  4. hav77

    hav77 Member+

    May 31, 2010
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    No
     
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  5. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We do, from 10/25 till late evening 10/29, we really do.
     
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  6. TOAzer

    TOAzer Member+

    The Man With No Club
    May 29, 2016
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Are you saying there is no sweeter revenge than seeing The Bradley Bunch getting asspounded by flounders? Is this seattled science?.....;)
     
  7. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's not about revenge, it's about justice.
    MLS have been running/spinning that fraud for 3 years, someone needs to expose it, be it Flounders next Tuesday or some obscure East Coast or North of America team on 11/10.
     
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  8. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    Nope. It’s like asking if you want hospital food or coach class airline food. Atlanta is Levy food … I guess Toronto then.
     
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  9. TrickHog

    TrickHog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 14, 2002
    Los Angeles, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I’m Team Toronto now. Greg Vanney is an original G.
     
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  10. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let's give Flounders their chance on Tuesday, they might be able to deflate that balloon called LAFC. If they fail we will hafta root for Easterners.
     
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  11. MPNumber9

    MPNumber9 Member+

    Oct 10, 2010
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Would you prefer LAFC getting their 1st or Seattle getting their 2nd? :sick:

    This league is awful when we're not good.
     
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  12. TrickHog

    TrickHog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 14, 2002
    Los Angeles, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Reverse Sophie’s Choice.
     
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  13. Berks

    Berks Member+

    Dec 22, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah....no. Go Toronto.
     
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  14. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Our job is not to let mutant goats to get it. Period.
     
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  15. The Cadaver

    The Cadaver It's very quiet here.

    Oct 24, 2000
    La Cañada, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    “We” had our chance to do something about it, and blew it.
     
  16. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, we had to delegate the job to our subordinates - Flounders being principal assignee, and one of the East Conf teams being secondary in case principal fails to deliver.
     
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  17. 100fyers

    100fyers Member+

    Aug 30, 2010
    SoCal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ABSOLUTELY BLASPHEMOUS!!! From start to finish, I can't believe this. I think this post should be tried in a court of law as high treason! No way in hell I utter those words "I❤U" to any club other than LA Galaxy for any reason. As far as I'm concerned this season is like the titanic gone to the depths of the ocean and to be forgotten for decades! It doesn't matter who warms up our trophy, we are the rightful owners and until we get sorted out every other club is renting it out for the year. Now I'm off to the NBA season and to enjoy my Lakers and hope for a better showing from them.
     
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  18. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Chill out, bo, it's only till late evening tomorrow, we will hate Seattle tenfold if they don't shoot down mutants.
     
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  19. Skevin

    Skevin Member+

    Aug 9, 2009
    Colorado
    Club:
    Aston Villa FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Czechia
    I'd rather have Seattle win it. I don't have that much hate for Seattle.

    They have a strong fanbase with some players I can actually root for. Frei is a good keeper, and Morris is becoming a force in this league.

    There is nothing redeeming about LAFC.
     
  20. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #20 pirozhok, Oct 28, 2019
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2019
    My man :)
     
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  21. barroldinho

    barroldinho Member+

    Man Utd and LA Galaxy
    England
    Aug 13, 2007
    US/UK dual citizen in HB, CA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    F*** em all.

    I've seen MLS's media bods tell me that a Conference semi-final is the biggest game in MLS history, imply on Extra Time Radio that whoever wins MLS Cup, LAFC will have had the better season regardless and hype up a fan base that's plastic, prone to violence and their stadium atmosphere manufactured.

    We've experienced what looks like a refereeing vendetta.

    I'll support my team. The league can suck it. I'd prefer LAFC lose but they'll be lucky if I watch the conference final.
     
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  22. barroldinho

    barroldinho Member+

    Man Utd and LA Galaxy
    England
    Aug 13, 2007
    US/UK dual citizen in HB, CA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Worst. Fanfiction. Ever.
     
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  23. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Goats getting asspounded by flounders. We will witness tomorrow those bizarre mating habits.
     
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  24. barroldinho

    barroldinho Member+

    Man Utd and LA Galaxy
    England
    Aug 13, 2007
    US/UK dual citizen in HB, CA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I emigrate halfway around the planet, become a citizen of a new nation, yet memories of East Anglia haunt me still.
     
  25. pirozhok

    pirozhok Member+

    United States
    Jul 20, 2007
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What is it, bo? Shepherds still doing that stuff in East Anglia?
     

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