The Rivalry Thread: Cesc v Karim, who will cry and wanna go back home first?

Apparently you guys are losing to some crappy team. I can only assume that either Mascherano or Milito are playing, right?

Dont worry, you'll still end up winning.

 

Ah crap, Milito off. It'll end up 1-3 to Barca now.

 

Bad prediction, I forgot that Mascherano was still on the pitch.

 

Weak title, just sayin.

 

The curse of monty strikes again. 1-0 bitches. I hope Dr Know posts some shit too.

 

One was more than enough, thanks for the well-wishes though

 

They are proud of winning 1-0 to one of the most inept performances by a home team I've seen.

These idiots get funnier and funnier every week.

 

Did you enjoy the match too?

 

Pulling out Adebayor for Sergio Ramos! I just ROFLed for the rest of the game.

To answer your question, yes I thoroughly enjoyed the game.

BTW Adebayor sure is a gem, Mou had it right demanding that number 9. Gr8tst mnger eva!!@!!1

 

Well that's nice to hear. I reckon Espanol teased you for 90 minutes, made you think you had a chance, and you loved every minute, and then they let you down and you felt filthy afterwards.

PS where were you guys yesterday?

 

Of course that is what I was thinking....


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_ALRUabyjo"]YouTube - Barcelona vs Espanyol (5-1) 12/18/10 All Goals and Highlights.[/ame]

 

Excuses. Mou sure is leaving his footprint on the team, and the fans....You tell Casillas not to touch someone if he is the last man, and considering he is goalkeeper, you would expect the "worlds best" to know this.

 

You do realise being last man is irrelevant... oh wait a minute, no I guess you don't.
Still at least you realise he's the word's best.

 

Actually its highly relevant. Maybe the term "last man" is not explicitly written in the law, but in practice its a major factor the referees use when deciding whether or not to flash a red card.

You fail at trying to act smart.

 

The term "last man" is actually what the pundits use to explain the rules to commoners like yourself. The referees tend to apply the rules as opposed to applying the pundits opinion, unless it involves making a call against Barca.

 

Haven't we already established your ignorance in regards to the Laws of the Game?
The referee has a number of questions he needs to ask himself before deciding whether it is a clear goal scoring opportunity, all of which are laid down in the Laws of the game..
Sadly for you "Is he the last man?" is not one of them.
In fact it was removed from the laws, specifically because it should not be used as a factor in any decision.

Now do you really want to carry on with this? I know you are keen to display your ignorance at every opportunity, but Christ man, show some pride once in a while.

You fail at everything apart from trying to act smart... that's something you've never tried.

 

Number of defenders between the attacker and the net helps determine whether it would've been a clear scoring opportunity had there not been a foul. Obviously there are other questions to consider, such as how close the ball is to the fouled player and at what angle is he coming towards goal at, but the questions about "clear scoring chance" and "last defender" are closely connected.