NSR: The quest for the perfect Wooden Spoon

Discussion in 'Colorado Rapids' started by Paranoid Coyote, Apr 21, 2019.

  1. Sports Yak

    Sports Yak Member+

    Jul 17, 2007
    Lakewood
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    That’s a damn nice spoon. I’d like to toss a salad with that spoon.
     
  2. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's a good question. If a silver spoon is first, and a wooden spoon is last, what is middle of the pack? Silicone?

    :whistling:
     
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  3. Centennial

    Centennial Member+

    Apr 4, 2003
    Centennial
    A fake spoon!!!
     
  4. fortcollins

    fortcollins Member+

    St. Louis City SC
    Apr 12, 2006
    Fort Collins
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A participation trophy spoon.
     
  5. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Like this?

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    "I'm not sure what you're talking about officer, that's a spoon."*

    *comment only valid in certain US states
     
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  6. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We're now getting further and further away from wooden spoon territory.

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    I present to you for consideration, the wooden shoehorn. Similar in form and made from the same material, yet oh so different - just like the Rapids.

    Is it possible that the Rapids could work their way into playoff contention, like a splintered shoehorn into a stinky old boot? Jim Mora says it's ridiculous to be talking about that, but to him I say:

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  7. Dom. FC

    Dom. FC Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Central US
    If you're going there maybe this is more appropriate? 18" paddle $9.99 (TAM not accepted).
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  8. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, we're still definitely up there without a paddle. Just not quite as far.
     
  9. Centennial

    Centennial Member+

    Apr 4, 2003
    Centennial
    But we can see the paddle just 50 yards away and we’re paddling with our hands as desperately as we can in hopes to get that paddle in time to save our season.
     
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  10. Dom. FC

    Dom. FC Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Central US
    In my experience after you have done that once you always have a spare paddle along after that.

    Also ... your shoehorn reminded me a little of one of these (Padraig could identify it):

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  11. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What seemed like 3 points turned into 1 and just like that we're bottom of the West again!

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    There's still hope, even if it is small.
     
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  12. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, that was...and odd game.
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    We're back in the race! Only 3 points on Cinci. Vancouver is tied with us but has two games, umm, out of hand?
     
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  13. fortcollins

    fortcollins Member+

    St. Louis City SC
    Apr 12, 2006
    Fort Collins
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Very softly . . . from the kitchen . . . a scraping noise . . . sounds like wood on wood . . . there it is again. A spoon is stirring . . .
     
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  14. Rod1916

    Rod1916 Member+

    Jun 17, 2012
    Colorado
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Checking the SportsClubStats site, the Rapids have a 12.1% chance of the wooden spoon.
     
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  15. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  16. Paranoid Coyote

    Paranoid Coyote Member+

    Oct 21, 2007
    Memphis, TN
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is with a heavy heart (not really) I must stick a fork (yeah, I went there) in this thread.

    Unless something Hudsonlike happens and Cinci starts winning, we're out of the running for the spoon.

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    Looks like another year of mediocrity will go into the record books.

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