The Playoff Chase - 2019 Edition - LAFC & Everyone Else

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  1. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seattle wins against Minnesota and takes second, RSL doesn't have sexual relations with the family dog and wins at Vancouver, LAG loses to Houston, San Jose wins over Portland, Dallas wins against Colorado. Final standings, Seattle takes second, RSL takes third over Minnesota on Goals For, Minnesota takes fourth, LAG takes fifth, San Jose takes sixth, Dallas takes seventh and Portland becames the odd man out for the playoffs this year. Bwhahahahahaha! What a way to mess up your "home field advantage".
     
  2. 2nd Mouse

    2nd Mouse Member+

    Apr 11, 2012
    Salt Lake City, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You sound like the guys over in the cRapids forum:

    ...unless the cRapids get a Royal Fizzbin in Sunday's game. Good thing they're not playing on a Tuesday...
     
  3. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow! I picked everything right, except the Portland-San Hose-Me game. Maybe I should spend my weekends at Bend-Over.

    And how cheesy is it to quote yourself? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  4. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You also had a game not happening (Dallas over cRapids) but got the result for each team in that made up game right, so...
     
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  5. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I didn’t do badly.
     
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  6. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So does our interim head coach get to keep his job next season?
     
  7. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
    Please no.

    If the make it to the final or actually win the thing I would think it would be hard to say no but then we'll have another season or two of Cassar/Petke/Freddy like frustration before they finally hire an actual coach.

    I would suffer through if that meant we win this season though.
     
  8. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If he's given an honest assessment then absolutely not. This team had every chance to finish 2nd and play much more convincing soccer. Instead, we once again had to wait for other teams to falter to get the playoff scenario we did.

    The only way Freddy should keep the job, IMO, is if we win MLS Cup. Nothing about how this team has played under him, thus far, inspires long term success.

    More than anything else, though, I want the new GM (who sure as hell better be new to the club) to have his/her say in creating everything anew. I mean this in more than just the first team. In an ideal world (we're not in it) this new GM would be able to appoint a new first team staff, a new Monarchs staff, a new Royals staff, a Royals GM, a Monarchs GM, and a vision that incorporates all of those areas, with a big emphasis on the academy being where we develop talent we sign and then sell.

    but in reality Elliot Fall is going to be the GM next year. The coaching staff will change in only a small way (new head coach, one or two different assistants) Royals will still be under Harvey. The Monarchs and Academy will still feel further away then ever, despite being within minutes of each other.
     
  9. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, you mean Elliot FALL, not Elliot FAIL. Those 'l's and 'i's kind of look the same to my eyes. Damn bifocals!
     
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  10. KendaReal

    KendaReal Member+

    May 3, 2010
    Taylorsville, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just exchange the I and L. Elllot Fail.
     
  11. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Elliot brings in Mark Briggs as the new head coach. You heard it here first!
     
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  12. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    talk about failing up
    Cassar is still around the organization, as well, wouldn't be surprised if he came back as an assistant or Monarchs head coach.
     
  13. evilradar

    evilradar Member

    Real Salt Lake
    United States
    Apr 4, 2019
    In Playoff news, I just heard on MLS's ExtraTime podcast, RSL is 1-9-2 with a -9 GD against western conference playoff teams. Oof.
     
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  14. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #114 15 to 32, Oct 7, 2019
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2019
    how in the hell are we 3rd?!

    Expanding on that stat, we are 1-4-1 against those teams at home:
    2-4 loss to FCD
    1-2 loss to Portland
    1-1 draw with Minnesota
    3-0 win against Seattle
    0-2 loss to LAFC
    1-2 loss to LAG
     
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  15. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    #115 rslfanboy, Oct 7, 2019
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2019
    By all accounts, Cassar is a fantastic GK coach. Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing him as such on any team within the RSL umbrella.

    EDIT: Furthermore, I don't think we can make any statement about Elliot, other than unproven and lacking experience. Unfortunate that his name is so easily manipulated against him. I knew Elliot from over a decade ago. Just a soccer fan like me back then. However, he has worked for the organization that whole time, and I haven't had much contact with him for the duration. His love and devotion to the game is irrefutable.
     
  16. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A bit of good news is that Portland will be without Fernandez.
     
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  17. evilradar

    evilradar Member

    Real Salt Lake
    United States
    Apr 4, 2019
    What's the source on this?
     
  18. 2nd Mouse

    2nd Mouse Member+

    Apr 11, 2012
    Salt Lake City, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here, among other places.
     
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  19. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just what this organizations needs to impress the rest of MLS. We've already had one head coach who liked to spew anti-gay slurs. Why not one who has been accused of domestic violence.

    [​IMG]
     
  20. PattysCow

    PattysCow Member+

    Apr 4, 2010
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    I'm pretty sure you'll find this is everyone's gripe.
     
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  21. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We can thank our opponents from the East tbh.
     
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  22. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Substance abuse has haunted him. He would be at a top club in Europe if not for that imo.
     
  23. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    https://www.prosoccerusa.com/mls/portland-timbers-brian-fernandez-mls-substance-abuse/
     
  24. KendaReal

    KendaReal Member+

    May 3, 2010
    Taylorsville, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Has anyone talked about how this is the 2nd year in a row all LA Galaxy had to do for a favorable playoff result was beat Houston in their last game and for the 2nd year in a row allowed Houston to come from behind and beat them?

    I have no pity for them.
     
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  25. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bill Riley talked about that during his call of RSL's game. He referred to Houston as LA's kryptonite.
     
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