The latest sedition of, Fox News actively makes you stupid

It doesn't take a Constitutional scholar nor an American history major to understand that FFs deeply loathed any and all ideas of kingship, and that the Constitution was designed to give Congress broad powers to remove a President who thought he was above such things.

I mean, that's basic high school stuff.

 

What’s next? These guys are going to claim the prez is a divine being? Oh yeah, we are kind of on that road.

 

TBH, all the melanin challenged people here would look the same to me:

So, it turns out @joelsjohnstone and @billyeichner look a little bit alike, and @FoxNews can’t tell the difference

🤦‍♀️ @briansflood https://t.co/pi08jMbKJB pic.twitter.com/blndFoHLZz

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) January 22, 2020

And if it wasn’t for my folicular deficiency, I’d be in the same row, so...

 

Geraldo being stupid

On Fox & Friends, Geraldo Rivera calls Donald Trump "a civil rights leader." pic.twitter.com/1i1n1u3K1E

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) January 21, 2020

 

Yeah, I agree with fox, who the hell can tell the difference, I looked a the pictures and all 5 people look alike the same guy to me.

 

I came across this lovely painting. Since this painting, “Sean Hannity is the Modern-day Paul Revere,” exists, let’s talk art. And history. Art history!

1. Did Hannity set the Capitol on fire?
2. Paul Revere’s ride was in 1775, in Boston. The Capitol cornerstone wouldn’t be laid for another 18 years, in Washington, DC.
3. The Capitol burned in 1814. Paul Revere was 79 at the time, lived 400 miles away and was most likely not galloping around as an equestrian arsonist.
4. Otherwise, a fine piece.

 

Most of the fans of this sort of work believe the Earth is 6K years old.
You're quibbling.

 

Dude. Its art. You wouldnt recognize art if it Slovenian pole danced right in front of you.

 

Paul Revere? I thought you said Paulie from Revere. But he drives a Camaro, not a horse.

 

Yeah, but they had pet dinosaurs.

 

I thought it was a Mustang...

 

No, it's the difference between a porcupine and a Camaro is that with a Camaro, the pricks are on the inside...

 

Jesse Watters on cable news impeachment coverage: "Fox is the only network that's gonna tell you the truth" pic.twitter.com/RucnPj6JoI

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) January 24, 2020

He claims he’s quoting from the ABC/Washington Post Poll but that can’t be right because umm I’m looking at the same poll right now pic.twitter.com/8c6VYLKNSY

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 24, 2020

And that’s why we can’t have nice things...

 

Nobody, ever, has claimed Jesse Watters is a "nice thing."
Not even his mother or his spouse / partner or his boy scout leader.
They all new from a very young age he was not a "nice thing."

(Edit: after posting that I read a few comments and there were comments confirming his mother does think very highly of him)

 

So, blame the parents. That's harsh. He just wanted to be a doctor when he was a kid. That's why he burried all those small animals in the yard.

 

Well, not like we have a thread for this:

A full sample, multivariate model finds Fox viewers and those who do not follow any of these news sources are more likely than network viewers to say Trump did nothing wrong. MSNBC and NPR consumers are less likely that network views to say so. CNN & PBS are not significant /fin pic.twitter.com/i2ULFYDlyd

— Charles Franklin (@PollsAndVotes) January 25, 2020

 

oops

 

The rockets didn't ever glare in that neck of the woods.

 

Apparently calendars work differently at Fox:

"Considering the fact that the 21st century is like 25 days old ... it's not saying much" -- Pete Hegseth thinks that 2020 is the first year of the 21st century 😂 pic.twitter.com/NSF9Smw8g7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 26, 2020

 

You don't need to watch no impeachment, you have to watch me killing the messenger..

Interesting. Fox News isn’t showing the WH defense of Trump in prime time. Tucker Carlson opens his show saying they’ll dip in if any news is made. Pivots to Bolton, by citing the “Snake” poem Trump used to quote. pic.twitter.com/PZUq38nirr

— Garrett Haake (@GarrettHaake) January 28, 2020

 

Yeah, there's not such thing as planning a crime and if there is, it is not illegal!!!

pic.twitter.com/99EvMaKSAL

— Zayo da Dong's 💯 petty fam lawyers (@thingfish69) January 28, 2020

 

"...if any news is made" In other words, you needn't observe primary sources. We will tell you what you need to know and how to feel. Dont worry your pretty little heads about it.

Fox news is infantilization.