The latest sedition of, Fox News actively makes you stupid

While he didn't get ejected and suspended for stomping his opponent, wikipedia says the NBA slapped a suspension on him for using marijuana. His white privilege didn't help him much there.

 

Well, he wasn't arrested and (because he resides in Florida) subsequently lost his right to vote as a result of his marijuana use, so there is that.

 

And he’ll use it to vote for Gary Johnson.


Everyone is happy now!!!!

 

Who is Gary Johnson?

 

It’s a guy that lives between Aleppo and Neverland.

 

I remember now...he was on Rowan & Martin's Laugh In.

 

No. that was Arte Johnson. Or did you mean Nixon?

 

#morereasonstohatedookies

 

Nixon asked for it...

He got what he asked for.

 

To be fair to Gary, how was he supposed to know about a widely reported world atrocity from New Mexico?

 

Check out the first four on this Duke alumni list

https://m.ranker.com/list/famous-duke-university-alumni-and-students/reference

 

And Jay Heaps how to coach!

 

From The Daily Show

When your favorite Fox host gets yanked off the air there's only 1 substitute...

 

Grant Hill! #SouthLakesRepresent

 

I saw Tim Apple and also a Mr. Hyde, but no word on Dr. Jekyll.

 

I'll really go out on a limb here and say she'll be sharing an office with Juan Williams.

 

I just did a spit take.

 

Because this is a thing normal news networks do, Fox News workshops nicknames Trump can use for Beto O'Rourke, with Kennedy urging the president to adopt hers.

"Beta O'Dork...he's a beta male!" pic.twitter.com/CnuobLLYUF

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) March 18, 2019

Fox host Pete Hegseth tells viewers to stock up on AR-15s: "Go out and get your second AR-15 today. Maybe it's a good reason to do so." pic.twitter.com/YUjC4USzrA

— Media Matters (@mmfa) March 17, 2019

Brian Kilmeade says social media companies "are trying to stop social media from playing a role" in the 2020 election. pic.twitter.com/wdQrrYFIFm

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 19, 2019

What the fvck are they doing in the last clip?

 

Brian Kilmeade may be the dumbest person on television (and that is a bold statement, there are so many candidates).
Steve Doocey thanks his lucky stars every day that he shares a couch with Brian Kilmeade.

 

New York (CNN Business) Former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is joining the board of the newly slimmed-down Fox Corporation, the parent company of Fox News.

Ryan and three other board of directors were appointed on Tuesday. Appointing these directors was a necessary step as the Murdoch family wraps up the Disney-Fox deal.

The Ryan appointment is the most noteworthy, given his history near the top of Republican politics. Ryan and Rupert Murdoch have been friendly for many years. In 2014, he named Ryan as a presidential contender he had "particular admiration for."

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/19/media/paul-ryan-fox-corporation/index.html

 

On his first official day there they should give him a Fox Lifetime Achievement award. Hes been working for them all along.