The Jack Grimes [F] Presidential Campaign Thread

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  1. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    As the owl said to the frog, "too late to leap"! :eek:
     
  2. Pønch

    Pønch Saprissista

    Aug 23, 2006
    Donde siempre
    I'm sure Director Grimes had planned this all along, as nothing ever happens without His explicit consent.

    All you doubters will meet your fate when the purges come.

    Hail Grimes.
     
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  3. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
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    If I were Putin, I'd push Trump for my interests until I get some resistance. Then I would tell Trump that he owes his victory to Russians hacking the American election system. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. It fits the existing facts so well Trump can't take a chance on it being true. It's a play worthy of a Romulan.

    Not that it's something Grimes would do. Grimes is straight forward. All his plans call for either bayoneting, lining up against walls, and calling people out of the Ba'ath party leader assembly one at a time.

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  4. chaski

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    Did America really just vote for Trump?! Yes they did.
    But it's not the end of the world.
    This is no time for schadenfreude or self-criticism and struggle sessions.

    Grimes may be in the wilderness now, but he will be back in 2020!
    Hail Grimes!
     
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  5. roby

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    All I've got are some old steak knives but I'm in. :ninja:

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
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  6. argentine soccer fan

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    #306 argentine soccer fan, Nov 11, 2016
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    Things are moving according to Director Grimes' plan. Give it time. History repeats itself. Donald Trump is Mark Anthony. Jack Grimes is Caesar Augustus. At the end, Jack Grimes will prevail.

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
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  7. roby

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    One slight problem....The year 2020 is the year of the "Rat" which could be interpreted as Trump being re-elected! We're already 2 days behind in the campaign. Rally the Grimettes! :thumbsup:

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
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  8. argentine soccer fan

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    Ha! Let the rat have his day. Then Jack Grimes will eat it for dinner.

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
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  9. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
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    #309 song219, Nov 11, 2016
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    Of course he is Caesar Augustus without getting assassinated.

    Hail Grimes!









    edit
    Correction Caesar Augustus is the (adopted son)? of Julius Caesar and he did not get killed.

    I don't know what Grimes reaction to having his son killed would be.

    Hail Grimes
     
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  10. argentine soccer fan

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    Proscription, Roman style.

    Hail Grimes!!!
     
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  11. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
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    I thought he was Romulus Augustulus.

    Hail Grimes!!
     
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  12. roby

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    A brief moment of silence would be sufficient. GRIMES has many virtues but silence ain't one of them.

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
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  13. soccernutter

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    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
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    That got me curious, as to his Chinese astrology chart. Found this, which is kinds of ironic...

    http://www.chinesefortunecalendar.com/PC/Angel/DonaldTrump.htm

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    Donald Trump has a very special birth chart. His Five Elements are extremely out of balance.

    ...Male Fire is related to the Sun and Female Fire is connected to hot temperatures. Fire provides energy to the Earth. That means Donald Trump's Wet Soil is full of energy and can grow something from nothing. Earth is also connected to land. In Trump's case: real estate. Any business related to Earth will bring him money. Any business related to Fire will be a good investment, which also brings him good reputation.

    There is lots there and lots of things that suggest both bad things will happen (relating to women - for a male, water is woman while fire if male, so being out of balance he will have female problems...and what do you know?). But, it also suggests that he will over come the bad just enough to win the election.

    Should have read that earlier and notified The Director. I hope he will forgive my shortcomings.

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  14. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

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    If the Director needed that information from you I'm sure he would have gotten it.

    Hail Grimes!
     
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  15. roby

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    FYP....as in ripped from your miserable hands! :devilish:

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
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  16. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

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    #316 song219, Jan 11, 2017
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    Pretty prescient.

    Hail Grimes.


    Please don't make mortar out of me.
     
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  17. roby

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    Oh...how soon we forget to hail! :cry:

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
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  18. Knave

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    Hail Grimes!
     
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  19. russ

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    One usurper leaves,another approaches the holy throne.

    Grimes we hail thee!

    Hail Grimes!We beg for your guidance!
     
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  20. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

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    These troubling times are just to prepare us for the Organic Babylonian Construct

    sent from my telegraph machine
     
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  21. roby

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    Judging from the latest revelations about Goldengate your post needed a necessary tweak. :coffee:

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
  22. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Wait by your phone. You will be told what your mission is. You will accept it or self destruct in 5 seconds.

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
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  23. Pønch

    Pønch Saprissista

    Aug 23, 2006
    Donde siempre
    There is also a non-negligible chance that destruction will come even if the mission is accepted, but Director Grimes (all hail be upon Him) suggests not to focus on that.
     
  24. roby

    roby Member+

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    FYP! [GEEZ]
     
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  25. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

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    I think alternate forms of hailing should be accepted. As long as there is hailing.

    Hail Grimes!
     

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