The Jack Grimes [F] Presidential Campaign Thread

Discussion in 'Elections' started by Foosinho, Sep 27, 2007.

Tags:
  1. crazypete13

    crazypete13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 7, 2007
    A walk from BMO
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    The Organic Babylon Construct demands punctuality over deepest conviction. My hailing was swift, true and with sufficient conviction.

    Hail Grimes!
     
    spejic repped this.
  2. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    As far as I can tell the Brummster is the only one who has been sufficiently convicted [allegedly]! :unsure:

    :oops:...HAIL GRIMES!
     
    spejic repped this.
  3. uclacarlos

    uclacarlos Member+

    Aug 10, 2003
    east coast
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    Take it slow, heathen. #21pilots

    Grimes is very, very real. So real, he needs to be hailed.

    Hail. Grimes.

    Hail Grimes!!!
     
    spejic repped this.
  4. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    You made me feel like a "Catcha #22" pilot. This political crap is never ending! ∞ :cry:

    HAIL GRIMES!! x 2
     
    spejic repped this.
  5. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Each day, I am becoming more and more convinced that our Director is a bit bored with the election cycle. He clearly seems to be pulling the strings. I can't this having logically happened any other way.

    HAIL GRIMES!
     
    spejic repped this.
  6. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    At this point does anyone really doubt that Dear Director Grimes wouldn't have a clear shot at being POTUS. A few have described the present campaign as a "shitshow". Any doubters left?

    HAIL GRIMES!
     
    spejic repped this.
  7. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Grimes isn't limited by reality, which is just a construct of the collectivist liberal mind anyway.

    Hail Grimes!
     
    russ, soccernutter, song219 and 2 others repped this.
  8. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    @spejic .....For the past 9 yrs there has been no one....none who have been as loyal and supportive to the cause. The only recognition available at this time is to bestow upon you the inalienable right to give a one finger salute to any and all deniers. Raining blows upon them is also an option! [Frank Costanza style] :coffee:

    HAIL GRIMES!
     
    russ and spejic repped this.
  9. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I repped you twice. I hope you can tell.

    Hail Grimes!
     
    russ and roby repped this.
  10. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    First I rain down blows.

    Then I give a speech.

    Then I give the finger.

    Hail Grimes.
     
    roby repped this.
  11. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With respect, my brothers, it is not enough to Hail Grimes in this thread. We are called to exercise our sacred duty to go forth in to the wilderness of P&CE, World Rivalries, and Klinsmann threads testifying to the truth, the necessity, and the justification of the formal installation of our leader and our demand that every knee bend at the name of Grimes.

    Fear not, for we are well equipped for this work. Many of us have spread the word, and we have assurance the seed will bear fruit.

    Hail Grimes without ceasing, wherever you are.
     
    spejic and roby repped this.
  12. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Woah...you had me there until the Klinnsman thread. So much fail would not be tolerated. The USMNT has about as much chance of success as the Steelers do against the Pats this coming weekend. I'm all for the knee bending but, at my age, I'll need help getting up.

    Enough with the fruits. There are plenty enough of those in the above mentioned threads already!

    As mandated, HAIL GRIMES!
     
    russ and spejic repped this.
  13. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    @spejic
    It's always a treat to receive a rep from the lead Gruppenfuher!

    We need more boots on the ground. Not @Bootsy Collins though....that would be cruel! :eek:
     
  14. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Yes, it's true. Director Jack Grimes is bored. It's the boredom of the grandmaster chess player who knows several steps in advance that his opponent's options are limited and hopeless, and that nobody around him is smart enough to see it yet.

    Hail Grimes!!!
     
    roby, russ, soccernutter and 1 other person repped this.
  15. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    I voted. :thumbsup:

    Hail Grimes!
     
    argentine soccer fan, spejic and roby repped this.
  16. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Hey...me too. That's 2 for Grimes! :)

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
    argentine soccer fan, chaski and spejic repped this.
  17. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    So did I. 3 for Grimes.

    Let's look at the latest poll:

    Grimes ....... 100 %
    All others...... 0 %

    It's unanimous!

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
  18. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    We need Grimes more than ever.

    Hail Grimes!
     
    chaski, roadkit, bigredfutbol and 2 others repped this.
  19. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    #294 chaski, Nov 7, 2016
    Last edited: Nov 7, 2016
    If Grimes doesn't win, I'm moving to Pennsylvania.

    [​IMG]


    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
    bigredfutbol, spejic, roby and 1 other person repped this.
  20. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    I would suggest you quickly add a HAIL GRIMES!! to your post else you get a bit less than a warm welcome. :mad:

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
    chaski and spejic repped this.
  21. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    Edited.
    Thanks for the tip. :thumbsup:

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
    roby repped this.
  22. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's a false Grimes.
    The director welcomes tractor trailers.
    Hail the Real Grimes!
     
    chaski and spejic repped this.
  23. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    I'm heading that way as I speak. I hope you don't mind if I pull a rest stop in your driveway. :coffee:

    HAIL GRIMES!!

    [​IMG]
     
    bigredfutbol and spejic repped this.
  24. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    It's the anti-Grimes. He will soon meet his well deserved fate.

    HAIL GRIMES!!!
     
    spejic and russ repped this.
  25. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Only Grimes can save us now ... :cry:

    ... Hail Grimes ...
     
    chaski and spejic repped this.

Share This Page