The Inventions of Walter Mazzarri

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  1. OldLady

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    #1 OldLady, Feb 20, 2015
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    “The staff I worked with always recognised how, in my last few teams, including Inter, there was always a precise, proactive gameplan.

    “After all, [Antonio] Conte's Juve had a three-man defence and they won two Scudetti in a row.

    “They changed their own formation precisely so they could adapt to our type of play. So much for being a provincial club!

    “The facts are objective and indisputable."

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  2. gumbacicc

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    This would have been Rivalry thread gold.
     
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  3. forza 4zA

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    Walter deserves to be able to wear two stars on his shirt.
     
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  4. DNA Gobbo

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    The inventor of the 3-5-2

    An original and a Napoli legend.
     
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  5. gumbacicc

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    Mazzarri invented Jesus.
     
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  6. Il Ciuccio

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    Mazzarri invented the greek gods
     
  7. Samora

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    mazzarri invented creative attacking play
     
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  8. Il Ciuccio

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    Mazzarri created Aronica
     
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  9. Falc

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    You need to get over him. He is not coming back to you.
     
  10. La Magica

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    Walter was Hamsik's shoulder to carry on when he, sorry she came out as a transgender...
     
  11. La Magica

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    A man of many gifts. The first human plastic recycling plant.


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  12. el napulitan

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    why am i seeing this thread for the 1st even though i was tagged? im glad you all now realise what a crazy mazzarri is.

    i like this bit

    “After all, [Antonio] Conte's Juve had a three-man defence and they won two Scudetti in a row.

    he doesnt even know what he's saying does he
     
  13. vesuviani

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    Mazzarri invented the phone book.
     
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  14. whill4

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    This thread should be stickied
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  15. vesuviani

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    Mazzarri invented the term "stickied"
     
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  16. el napulitan

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    Sep 28, 2008
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    Mazzarri invents another new unheard of concepy.

    Mazzarri to rescind Inter deal?
    By Football Italia staff
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    Coach Walter Mazzarri may rescind his €3.5m contract with Inter, but only if he can find another team.

    Mazzarri was removed from his role by the Nerazzurri in mid-November after a string of poor results, in a move he has since gone on to criticise.

    In spite of being relieved as first-team Coach, Mazzarri remains on il Biscione's pay-roll, earning €3.5m a year until 2016.

    Tuttosport now reports that the former Sampdoria and Napoli head may rescind that deal and forfeit the money he is still due.

    The decision, however, would be conditional to Mazzarri first finding an appropriate team to Coach.

    The publication suggests Mazzarri may have an interest in the Premier League, though no official contacts have been reported yet.
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    i just love the way the article starts.

    Coach Walter Mazzarri may rescind his €3.5m contract with Inter, but only if he can find another team.

    lets take another look at it in slow motion

    Coach Walter Mazzarri may rescind his €3.5m contract with Inter, but only if he can find another team.


    but only if he can find another team.

    but only if he can find another team.

    another team.


    did he expect inter to pay him then whilst he worked for another club? this guy is surely clinically insane
     
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  17. vesuviani

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    Mazzari invented contacts.
     
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  18. el napulitan

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    Sep 28, 2008
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    mazzarri should be given a nobel prize for his many inventions. here is yet another invention

    i can think of a single person who has won a coppa del nonno and finished in the top 4 in the last years.


    poor fcuker only had a few tens of millions to spend at napoli, well done him.
     
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  19. Il Ciuccio

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    Mazzarri invented anal smex
     
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  20. vesuviani

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    Mazzarri invented 2 ply. Before that the paper would rip easily
     
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  21. Il Ciuccio

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    he invented baby wipes that would blow up peoples plumbing.
     
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  22. JCNapoli17

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    Mazzarri invented Mazzarri
     
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  23. Il Ciuccio

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    Feb 17, 2010
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    mind ********
     
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  24. Sal

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    Feb 9, 2013
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    Mazzarri invented BigSoccer.
     
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  25. vesuviani

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    I knew it was him but he said he invented plumbing
     
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