The Gyasi Zardes Hype Train

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  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You can't come off the bench to score a dramatic game winning hat-trick if you are in the starting 11!!!

    Shrewd move by the MLS coaching record holder for consecutive games without a win!!!
     
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  2. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    im not sure A, this board, or B, your liver could handle an off the bench gyasi game winning hattrick
     
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  3. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And especially if you're not in the 18...
     
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  4. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    YOU WOULD attempt to limit these heroics to one night. HOW DARE YOU.
     
  5. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm quite the Debbie Downer, ever the realist. What can I say?
     
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  6. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    loser mentality


    to quote another poster.
     
  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am really glad Zardes has a chant. A really great one. So catchy my daughter was singing it last night as she fell asleep.

    Some of the Crew greats never had a chant. Even many of our prominent champions.

    I hope that song is sung loudly this Sunday as Gya$i bangs home a few goals at Nippert.
     
  8. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Have you seen the "Heyyy Gyasi" shirt that Kevin created?
     
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  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No. I had not. Now I have. Thank you for sharing. His work is fantastic as per usual.
     
  10. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You're quite welcome.
     
  11. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It's almost like most strikers in the world are streaky....

    I mean Gyasi has 6 goals in his last 10 games....

    He's our leading goal scorer....

    His work rate and hold up play is magnificent....

    We've lost once in the last 8 games, the game Gyasi wasn't even with the team....

    In this shitty, ********in unforgivable season he's been a bright light. He's even represented the Columbus Crew with the USMNT playing well....

    And he has 3 goals in two games against our "rivals" and delivered what might be the only significant win of this terrible, brutal season....

    Your penance is 3 Hail Gyasis, 2 Our Gyasis, and One Glory Hang.

    Go forth and sin no more....
     
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  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I give my body over to Gya$$$$$$$$$$$i!
     
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  13. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    well it wasnt come from behind, and it wasnt a hat trick. but our favorite conductor is steaming full speed ahead about the hype train.

    CHOO CHOO MOTHER ********ERS!!!!!!!!
     
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  14. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    People all over the world (everybody)
    Join hands (join)
    On a Zardes love train, love train...

    (with apologies to the O'Jays)
     
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  15. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HE $$$$$$$$$$CORE$$$$$$$$$$ WHEN HE WANT$$$$$$$$$$
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    HE $$$$$$$$$$$CORE$$$$$$$$$$$ WHEN HE MOTHERLOVIN' WANT$$$$$$$$$$$
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
  18. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    What a fun angle for this goal. I love it.
     
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  19. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    [​IMG]
    This seems like a great picture for photoshopping. I offer it up to those of you with the skills (@chr1st).
     
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  20. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
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    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    J—I saw you down front in 212 last night. Funny—my mind read the name at the top of your jersey as “SAVED A CREW.”
    Funny what difference a year makes!
     
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  21. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We, your adoring fans, love you, Gyasi.
     
  22. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    you should of came down and said something.

    i was actually reflecting on that while i was stuck in the parking lot on I-75. this time last year we were starting to hear good things, but it was still far from certain we would be here now.
     
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  23. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is an awesome photo and should be on the front page of some type of daily newspaper. Who was the photographer?
     
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  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2019...gyasi-zardes-redeems-himself-vs-fc-cincinnati

    [“Coach gave me a couple of days off midweek and I think that was great for myself, you know, just to allow myself to have a little bit more rest . . . But I give my teammates the credit because they've been grinding and putting in the work for us to turn over the ball and to get the ball into the final attack.”

    Crew head coach Caleb Porter showered praise on his striker after the win at Nippert Stadium.

    “I thought he was outstanding,” said Porter of Zardes’ performance. “You know, we needed that from him. He delivered tonight, and I thought he responded really well from a couple games where he missed some chances. We had a couple of good chats and I actually gave him I gave him [sic] the day off Wednesday, just to reset. I think he showed again why he’s our designated player.”]
     
  25. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, hey, I was like 3 rows behind you for most of the game.
     
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