The Gyasi Zardes Hype Train

It would be awfully harsh to score that as an own goal, but it somehow seems equally unfair to credit it to Zardes. Let's just call it an act of god.

 

At least there was no hand involved....

 

My only gripe about that goal is we almost missed it. ESPN decide to focus on some guy beating a drum and all of a sudden Zardes scores. Missed the build up and everything.

 

So.. how many chuggas before choo ********ing choo?

 

Get back on the train guys he will score this weekend after getting fueled up today at Chipotle!

My Friend sent me a picture of him there. I would share but this website sucks and I’m not formatting the picture it’s too much work

 

Three. Always three.

@chr1st where is the gif of Zardes' astounding two-touch assist v. Chile? Celebrate all the man's talents!

 

CHOO CHOO

 

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

 

*ahem*

 

I still want his assist and the Pulisic goal gifified!
Get on it!

 

I am not your servant!









...I'll get right on it, sir. Please don't get the whip, again. Or do.

 

Teehee.

 

You must not have cats....

 

Three players. Four touches. One goalaso.

 

Cats creep out the wife lady. Although, two cats, Tiger and Salem, adopted my family while I was growing up. Salem thought himself a dog. Tiger was a feline through and through.

Of course, I really dig this cat:

 

I can't stop watching this. Please stage an intervention.

 

Perhaps if you go vote for Bez, I mean @chr1st, for Realist Fan, then he will deliver.

 

See above.

 

Well then. Vote accordingly

 

Sold. If only you were this involved or a campaign manager for Markus.

 

I had signed conflict of interest forms. What is your excuse?

 

Excuse for what? My kid wasn't nominated.

 

Seems like Zardes misses st least one sitter a game.

 

I wouldn't call that a sitter. It was a good chance not taken advantage of.