This is your conductor and lifelong Sunshine Brigade member hangthadj signaling the ALL ABOARD for the Gyassi Zardes hype train? The golden boot of the Carolina Challenge Cup is only a precursor of things to come for this striker. Gyassi is our Voltron. The aerial ability of Kei Kamara, the hold up play of Brian McBride, the slightly less quick turn of Stern John, the nose for offside of Jairo Arietta or Ola Kamara, the first touch of Jamall Sutton and Jason Garey (COMBINED!). Put it all together and what is he? He is the fulfillment of our dreams!!!! Where will you tell your grandkids you were when Gyassi opened up his home account with a hat trick on Crewsmas 2018? Do you want to look Skippy and Sally in the eye and tell them, "No, I did not yet believe, I was a skeptic." Or do you want to tell them you were aboard the train from the get go! Get on board and celebrate our soon to be Golden Boot and MLS MVP striker Gyassi Zardes!!! It's time Crew fans. Here we go! GYASSI ZARDES HYPE TRAIN!!! ALL ABBBBOOOOOOOAAAARRDDDDD!!!!!