The Gyassi Zardes Hype Train

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  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    This is your conductor and lifelong Sunshine Brigade member hangthadj signaling the ALL ABOARD for the Gyassi Zardes hype train?

    The golden boot of the Carolina Challenge Cup is only a precursor of things to come for this striker.

    Gyassi is our Voltron. The aerial ability of Kei Kamara, the hold up play of Brian McBride, the slightly less quick turn of Stern John, the nose for offside of Jairo Arietta or Ola Kamara, the first touch of Jamall Sutton and Jason Garey (COMBINED!).

    Put it all together and what is he? He is the fulfillment of our dreams!!!!

    Where will you tell your grandkids you were when Gyassi opened up his home account with a hat trick on Crewsmas 2018? Do you want to look Skippy and Sally in the eye and tell them, "No, I did not yet believe, I was a skeptic." Or do you want to tell them you were aboard the train from the get go! Get on board and celebrate our soon to be Golden Boot and MLS MVP striker Gyassi Zardes!!!

    It's time Crew fans. Here we go! GYASSI ZARDES HYPE TRAIN!!! ALL ABBBBOOOOOOOAAAARRDDDDD!!!!!
     
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  2. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Woooo wooooooooooo!
     
  3. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Voltron? Wow.
     
  4. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Damn straight, Voltron!!!

    I thought that a former mod with a picture of a retired wrestler to accompany his persona would appreciate that reference!!

    Never say I didn't extend the olive branch. You are still welcome on the GYASSI ZARDES HYPE TRAIN.
     
  5. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Moderator
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    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
  6. Crewmudgeon

    Crewmudgeon Member+

    Sep 3, 1999
    Crewdom
    Voltron no. Black Panther maybe.
     
  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We are here.
     
  8. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
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    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You misunderstand, kind sir. Voltron was awesome.

    Activate interlock. Dynotherms connected. Infracells up. Megathrusters are go. Go Voltron Force!

    Just the five lions version. If you're talking about the shitty version with the vehicles, I hope a deranged holy man sprinkles sawdust on your sister.
     
  9. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Kyle the Skeptic in the house! You don't need a ticket to board the train, you only need to believe!! Like Saul on the road to Damascus, may you soon have a conversion and become one of our greatest apostles! GYASSI ZARDES HYPE TRAIN!!!!
     
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  10. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hang has always been committed to his role. With Meram gone, I have feared for his commitment to optimism. This thread is reassuring (and not at all shocking).

    Unfortunately, if I had to provide one piece of feedback, then it would be to point out the formulaic nature of his lovings. Hang’s initial proclamation (perhaps multiple) in a roster thread plus good/decent performance in some preseason match/early season matches on the part of the player = hang’s classic knighting.

    Where you lead, we will follow (this time). Maybe not just anywhere, but if the location seems justified, then sure.
     
  11. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dude, this is my ********ing thing. I appreciate the enthusiasm, though.

    GYASI ZARDES, ******** YEAH!
     
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  12. TrueCrew

    TrueCrew Member+

    Dec 22, 2003
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    3G knows in 30 seconds what Bruce Arena could not figure out in 4 years, Zardes is a #9.

    I get having to play him wide with Keane as the #9, and Landon in the hole. But later?
     
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  13. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Hang's Hype Train!!!!
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  14. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    I still have my ticket stub for the Ante Razov Hype Train...does that get me into First Class?
     
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  15. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 5, 2007
    Columbus
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    United States
    He's no Tony Tchani.
     
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  16. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    There is only one Midfield Boss.
     
  17. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  18. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Oh, that's wonderful.
     
  19. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When I saw this thread, I kept thinking of the O'Jays...
     
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  20. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'll see your O' Jays and raise you a James Carr:




    We're going to the mountain top, get on board!
     
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  21. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "I hold in my hand the final envelope..."
     
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  22. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But do you need a credit card to ride that train?
     
  23. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't think anybody is feeling the power of love.
     
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  24. Chris_Bailey

    Chris_Bailey Member

    Feb 28, 2000
    Chicago
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Zardes what Precourt doesn't.
     
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  25. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH

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