This is a different breed. I'll be driving this when your kids go to college. You'll change wives before I change transmissions. There's not a sedan on the road that can keep up with me from 60 to 90. Large men offer to brokeback my mountain just for the chance to make an offer.
It doesn't quite qualify as a truck, but has the same purpose and is similair built. Only difference: the engine is below the cargo area: VW T3 Doka Car of my dreams.