The Genius of Hamatachi

"why are we the land of rising sun? the sun rises everywhere. it doesn't make sense to me."

PH on Japan's nickname.

 

we need to establish the "Hamatachi Institute for Advanced Thought" or something along those lines

 

good god.... that would be bad ass. i want a HIAT canopener.

 

you could put a big picture of Hama's face right on the crotch

 

I Nico's own forum, another gem...

i watched phone booth last week. i'll never make a call from phone booth. i also watched x-men 2 yesterday. i hope one day we humans and mutants can live together without fighting

 

another one i like:

Hamatachi after fiddlestick had suggested speaking louder and slower to make his L's understood.

Pure quality.

 

https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=47793

 

there is no off position on the Hama genius switch

 

"To FireGirl8, I cannot stop feeling my tears running down my face. Your love will save the world one day. God bless you, God bless the Fire, and God bless nobody else. May the rest of your life be golden."-Premium Hamatachi

 

golden

 

"i think cats are one of the most underrated kind of pets while rabbits are way overrated. i'll take squirrels over rabbits. they are more friendly than those ultra coward rabbits."

 

I love that the vote thread has "Clint Mathis" as one of the options.

 

That's weird, I had just changed my vote right before I read this.

 

PH on condoms:

"you look cool when you wear it. you look cooler when you let your girl wear it. don't underestimate it."

 

Hamatachi advocates safe sex!

on Japanese men and beards:
"oh yes and when they have it most likely they are dangerous."

 

my cats always allow me to pet them and they come to me for fondling. my cats are truely emotional and know what's love and hate: the real cats.

when it comes to athletic skills dogs are much better. my dogs always protected my house when whoever idiots tried to approach there. as for playing catch. well, cats don't do it because that's a kind of thing only stupid dogs do. cats are generally smarter than dog and don't waste their time for catching a ball or whatever. instead, why don't you get a stick and move it around your cats? they'll start playing and they do so because that enhances their hunting skill.

how cruel. even if what you said is true, i believe they are better than rabbits.

*edited for consistency with BigSoccer format*

 

Hamatachi on the difficulties of committee work:

 

Thanks nico, I didn't have time to do that.

 

More genius....

I've had enough!! those mother************ing trains keep closing down the streets almost half a day on river rd and cumberland ave in franklin park and elmwood park illinois!! sometimes they are 200 cars long and closing the gate for more than half an hour and what's worse is sometimes they even stop there!!! who the ************ regulates them!!? aren't there any laws at all!>?! we should charge them if they block the street more than 10 minutes, every additional minute they must pay $1000 and the fine should be used for the tax return!! we need sign a petition. people please join us!!

 

i didn't know you guys were still stalking me. i can't believe you people even found me in the suggestion forum!!

 

dude, that was in my sig. for like 2 weeks.

 

https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=46734

This one is interesting, plus it makes me feel all good about myself and stuff.