The comlete and Definitive Enemy List of American Football

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by midfielder467, Nov 1, 2017.

  1. midfielder467

    midfielder467 Member

    Jul 20, 2014
    Club:
    Central Coast Mariners
    We have a couple of threads in Australia were we list so we can rant and make fun of those people especially in the media who write and say, bias things, negative, stereotype articles and often publish the articles so we can as I said rant, poke fun at.

    I could not find a thread that did this so sorries in advance if you have one and I missed it.

    But just a couple I found since I have been looking at the MLS...

    Ann Coulter re the world cup ... Soccer is a sign of moral decay.. OMG what a ????

    Then I found this youtube and wondered if this was a character being played out or if this guy is for real...

     
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  2. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That John Deere hat tho.
     
  3. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    so....

    and re: the video
     
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  4. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    #4 Q*bert Jones III, Nov 9, 2017
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2017
    Here's a start:

    The LA Galaxy
    Felipe
    NYCFC
    NYCFC fans
    NYCFC ownership
    Anything whatsoever to do with NYCFC
    NYRB
    NYRB fans
    NYRB ownership
    Anything whatsoever to do with NYRB
    San Jose Earthquakes fans
    Seattle Sounders
    The Portland Timbers color commentator dude who pretends to be English but is actually Canadian
    Portland Timbers
    Portland Timbers fans
    Steve Sampson
    LAFC fans
    Bob Bradley
    Carlos Ruiz
    Yankee Stadium
    Bruce Arena
    The Crewzers
    Jürgen Klinsmann
    Vuvuzelas in Dallas
    Tony Meola
    Bora Milutinovic
    LA Galaxy fans
    Bob Gansler
    Atlanta United fans
    The San Jose color commentator dude
    Atlanta United
    The garbage lizard in the White House
    Anybody who doesn't say "The" before a team name, when appropriate
    Brian Ching, the first Hawaiian to play for the national team
    Anybody who tries to gain points by using Britishisms
    Brad Feldman
    The Atlanta FC PBP announcer/unofficial team fluffer
    Anthony Precourt
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Jay Heaps
    The Minnesota broadcast team
    DC United ownership
    ESPN
    Seattle Sounders fans
    Don Garber
    Zach Thornton
    Bo Oshonyi
    Steven Lenhart
    Sunil Gulati
    Rapidman
     
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  5. RafaLarios

    RafaLarios Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Medellín
    Club:
    Atletico Nacional
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    but everyone loves Rapidman!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  7. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Oh, my, that was not real, was it?
    Please tell me that was a joke.
     
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  8. RafaLarios

    RafaLarios Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Medellín
    Club:
    Atletico Nacional
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    It's like the pennywise of MLS...
     
  9. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rapidman beats out all other MLS mascots. It's no surprise that when the team brought him back from retirement in 2016 that the Rapids had their best regular season ever. :D
     
  10. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    You don't believe anything you typed in that message. Where is the real RapidMan?
     
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  11. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Florida.

    (Seriously, the guy who played Rapidman originally now lives in Florida. He occasionally makes it back to Colorado for a game.)
     
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  12. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I'm song219 and I endorse this message.

    Except Rapidman.
     
  13. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    Was he part of the successful conspiracy to wipe out any evidence of the original Rapidman?
     
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