The Arsenal v. MANchester United Regional Establishment, Saturday December 2 2017, 1730 GMT

Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by mebeSajid, Nov 30, 2017.

  1. mebeSajid

    mebeSajid Member+

    Feb 16, 2009
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Good Evening Gentlemen,

    Christmas time is upon us, and for the first time in many a year, we enter December in a better position than we were in November. The beginning of December brings with it the visit of Manchester United, frequently loathed around these parts. United are, of course, managed by Jose Mourinho, who previously managed another team even more loathed around these parts: Moneylaundering FC. As well as Mourinho is known for being an odious football manager, few realize he's best known as an infamous Christmas character. I give you Christmas' Ode to Jose:

    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
    You really are a heel,
    You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

    You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
    Your heart's an empty hole,
    Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
    I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
    You have termites in your smile,
    You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
    Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

    You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
    You're the king of sinful sots,
    Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

    You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
    With a nauseous super "naus"!,
    You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
    Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
    assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

    You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
    You're a nasty wasty skunk,
    Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
    The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
    "Stink, stank, stunk"!




    Mr. Smiling Termites and team will arrive pitchside at 1730GMT/1230EST/1130CST/0930PST. Llama may wish to avoid eating, as the stench may make him throw up his breakfast. The Cuddly Cactus may be observed on NBC.
     
  2. ArsenalJake

    ArsenalJake Member+

    Feb 11, 2013
    Charlotte
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    39 and a half foot pole.....

    That's what she said.....
     
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  3. thebigman

    thebigman Member+

    May 25, 2006
    Birmingham
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Let’s ruin their title hopes
     
  4. And_ROOS

    And_ROOS Member+

    Dec 30, 2006
    Melbourne, Aus
    We are going to win by 2. Giroud hattrick. Its happening.
     
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  5. NorthBank

    NorthBank Member+

    Arsenal; NYRB
    United States
    Mar 29, 2006
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jose's going to drive his big bus down the M1 and park it right in the middle of Ashburton Grove.

    Then Olivier Giroud is going to climb on its roof and head home the winner.
     
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  6. NorthBank

    NorthBank Member+

    Arsenal; NYRB
    United States
    Mar 29, 2006
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Injury Report:
    * Lacazette definitely out with a groin... personally I think Giroud et al can do the job there
    * Sanchez has a minor hammie... crossing fingers on that because he's had some history... he trained yesterday
    * Iwobi is hopefully back from his dead leg last weekend... he trained yesterday

    We should be able to field a strong enough team I think.

    I'd love to see Danny get playing time, and recreate some of those inspired goals he's scored against his old club.

    And I'm really hoping Ozil can put on another show, even if the upcoming opposition is a tad better than Huddersfield. :)
     
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  7. SaratogaGooner

    Nov 23, 2009
    Clifton Park NY
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Although I wish I could say wth confidence we will come away with three points.....I smell a draw. 1-1. I'm just not there yet with our performance against "big clubs". Oh and yeah, I almost forgot....******** you Manure!
     
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  8. Rewinder

    Rewinder Member+

    Jun 24, 2004
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    We are putting our strongest line up again, so now it’s on the players to deliver.
     
  9. MilesW

    MilesW Member+

    Aug 26, 2010
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    I kinda figured Lazazette would end up starting this one. Despite being "out injured"
     
  10. NorthBank

    NorthBank Member+

    Arsenal; NYRB
    United States
    Mar 29, 2006
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Whoa! 1-2 days ago Wenger said Laca wouldn't play. And now he says there's no risk? *crosses fingers*
     
  11. Jamooky

    Jamooky Member+

    Mar 24, 2006
    Cleveland, OH USA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is our confirmed "best 11", no?
     
  12. NorthBank

    NorthBank Member+

    Arsenal; NYRB
    United States
    Mar 29, 2006
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  13. mebeSajid

    mebeSajid Member+

    Feb 16, 2009
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
  14. Sleepy Spaceman

    Sleepy Spaceman Member+

    Nov 6, 2011
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
  15. mebeSajid

    mebeSajid Member+

    Feb 16, 2009
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Actually, that was awful all around. Good luck coming back against a Mourinho side. Sigh.
     
  16. NorthBank

    NorthBank Member+

    Arsenal; NYRB
    United States
    Mar 29, 2006
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fvck! That was a lucky croquet shot. A double nutmeg! :(
     
  17. ArsenalMetro

    ArsenalMetro Member+

    United States
    Aug 5, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Shambles from the entire left side of defense on that goal.
     
  18. NorthBank

    NorthBank Member+

    Arsenal; NYRB
    United States
    Mar 29, 2006
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The good news is: we've played quite well from behind in recent months/years.
     
  19. cantona94

    cantona94 Member

    Jul 16, 2000
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just so god awful typical.
     
  20. ArsenalMetro

    ArsenalMetro Member+

    United States
    Aug 5, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Always prepared for the big game.
     
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  21. Sleepy Spaceman

    Sleepy Spaceman Member+

    Nov 6, 2011
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    First Kos, now Mustafi.
     
  22. Jamooky

    Jamooky Member+

    Mar 24, 2006
    Cleveland, OH USA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  23. mebeSajid

    mebeSajid Member+

    Feb 16, 2009
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Dear lord. What the hell is this nonsense. Did Koscielny and Mustafi forget how to play?
     
  24. NorthBank

    NorthBank Member+

    Arsenal; NYRB
    United States
    Mar 29, 2006
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Uggh, that was indeed God awful defending by us.

    And apparently they didn't come to park the bus.

    And to top it all off mustafi is coming out after re-injuring his ankle.

    Life is good.
     
  25. ArsenalMetro

    ArsenalMetro Member+

    United States
    Aug 5, 2008
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    How. The. ********. Was that not a goal?
     

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