The 2017 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Farcical Figures

What you mean that whole film was a work of fiction?!?!?!

 

LAF

 

If we arw stsrting the 2018 thread, we may as well get ahead of the fame and start 2019 as well.

 

Is Miami United toast yet?

 

I really need to stop posting on my phone ...

 

You mean that wasn't Portlandese?

 

Portlandese is considerably less sophisticated than that.

 

Remember. I lived in the West Virginia part of Oregon.


So, like, the rest of it.

 

Ah, the part where all the folks who miss the black exclusion laws live.

 

Are we sure Colorado hasn’t already moved to Cincy.?

 

They didn't think it would be possible to start a season worse than Minnesota United, but NCFC is really giving that a run.

 

Shave the Crew and the Dynamo

COLUMBUS CREW SC (1996- )
aka Columbus Crew (1996-2014)
743 g, 1.59 Y/g, 80 R (0.11/g)
2017: 39 g, 1.49 Y/g, 4 R (0.10/g)

HOUSTON DYNAMO (2006- )
423 g, 1.54 Y/g, 58 R (0.14/g)
2017: 39 g, 2.05 Y/g, 3 R (0.08/g)

 

Seattle invented failing to defend the Cup.

SEATTLE SOUNDERS FC (2009- )
329 g, 1.54 Y/g, 45 R (0.14/g)
2017: 39 g, 1.31 Y/g, 7 R (0.18/g)


And your MLS Cup champions...

TORONTO FC (2007- )
370 g, 1.69 Y/g, 50 R (0.14/g)
2017: 39 g, 1.36 Y/g, 2 R (0.05/g)

Just one more thing to contribute...

LOS ANGELES FC (2018- )
0 g, 0.00 Y/g, 0 R (0.00/g)

 

Shut out in two MLS Cups now. Joins NE Revs with that distinction.

 

You're supposed to say that Seattle invented getting shut out in two MLS Cup finals.

 

How about that Rodney Wallace still the last Western Conference player to score in a MLS Cup Final?

 

Which was only two years ago. It's not like the Western Conference hasn't won a MLS Cup for 20 years or something.

 

It's going to be ~362 days until anyone gets a chance!

 

And maybe some other Western Conference team that actually score goals will be in the next MLS Cup.