The 2017 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Farcical Figures

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by Knave, Aug 5, 2017.

  1. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    You are mistaken. Chivas USA is awarded that prize posthumously every season.
     
  2. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, but because they don't have anyone here to represent their team, RSL gets it by default.

    But Chivas USA is still in the running for the Tango Uniform Cup (also know as the Norwegian Blue Cup) which is down to it's last three contenders, the Tampa Bay Mutiny, the Miami Fusion and Chiva USA. Tampa Bay and Miami have been running away with the competition for many years now, but Chivas USA is has been giving them some competition for the last few years.
     
  3. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I'm here to represent the team. RSL gets nothing.
     
  4. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    BS. Who died and made you owner, team president and coach of Chivas USA? Sepp Blatter?
     
  5. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Sepp's still alive.
     
  6. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My point exactly.
     
  7. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Someone is unaware that @Knave owns this thread lock, stock, and barrel. Therefore, Knave makes all the rules and the rest of us are required to like it.

    I like it.
     
  8. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Now there's a good idea!
     
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  9. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    /British, cockney accent on/

    What, he's the king of the thread? How'd he get to be king? Did some just moistened bint lob a scimitar at him?

    /British, cockney accent off/
     
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  10. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Remember folks, Toast Jesus knows if you've been bad or good.
     
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  11. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Have you started the 2018 thread yet?
     
  12. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Yes. Go look for it, and don't come back until you find it.
     
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  13. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought it was Toast Elvis.
     
  14. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    You thought wrong!
     
  15. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    Toast Buddha gets back at teams with karma, just look at what's happened to the "we win trophies" DC United crowd!
     
  16. The Franchise

    The Franchise Member+

    Nov 13, 2014
    Bakersfield, CA
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What do you mean? They're led by 2013 USOC and 2014 CotY Ben Olsen.
     
  17. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    2 points for trolling. ;)
     
  18. ManiacalClown

    ManiacalClown Member+

    Jun 27, 2003
    South Jersey
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Alright, here's the best I've been able to come up with for a corrected fair play table that includes all 34 games. Based on their math, MLS deliberately excluded the final week of the season when tabulating the award. So much for fair play.

    Team - Disciplinary Points

    TOR - 503 (14.79/g)
    SEA - 515 (15.15/g)
    CHI - 560 (16.47/g)
    SJ - 585 (17.21/g)
    CLB - 592 (17.41/g)
    SKC - 600 (17.65)
    PHI - 610 (17.94/g)
    MIN - 621 (18.26/g)
    VAN - 640 (18.82/g)
    DC - 647 (19.03/g)
    DAL - 664 (19.53/g)
    NE - 665 (19.56/g)
    HOU - 672 (19.76/g)
    ATL - 692 (20.35/g)
    LA - 713 (20.97/g)
    NYC - 715 (21.03/g)
    ORL - 715 (21.03/g)
    RSL - 727 (21.38/g)
    MTL - 742 (21.82/g)
    POR - 751 (22.09/g)
    NY - 758 (22.29/g)
    COL - 781 (22.97/g)
     
  19. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Choppers are ahead of RSL, even though we have Kyle "The Foul Leader" Beckerman.
     
  20. Kappa74

    Kappa74 Member+

    Feb 2, 2010
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Once you factor in tunnel gate, Seattle wins in a landslide :thumbsup:
     
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  21. ManiacalClown

    ManiacalClown Member+

    Jun 27, 2003
    South Jersey
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Regular season only, sorry!
     
  22. SccrDon

    SccrDon Member+

    Dec 4, 2001
    Colorado Springs
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Guess this is consolation for Rapids fans, since the Galaxy beat us to the Wooden Spoon.
     
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  23. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sorry, no cockney would know what a scimitar is.
     
  24. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Is it too early to start the 2018 thread?
     
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  25. NFLPatriot

    NFLPatriot Member+

    Jun 25, 2002
    Foxboro, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, I didn't vote for him. I'm sure some farcical aquatic ceremony was involved.
     
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