The 2017 Table :: Magic Numbers, Tragic Numbers & Other Farcical Figures

STFU up!

 

How much money would it take to stop this nonsense? $100 dollars?

 

More like a $1000K thousand dollars.

 

Also known as "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop."

 

3.

 

a box of hundreds filled to capacity.

 

Spiked and Sporked.

ATLANTA UNITED FC (2017- )
35 g, 1.80 Y/g, 5 R (0.14/g)

SPORTING KANSAS CITY (1996- )
aka Kansas City Wiz (1996)
aka Kansas City Wizards (1997-2010)
743 g, 1.64 Y/g, 82 R (0.11/g)
2017: 35 g, 1.74 Y/g, 2 R (0.06/g)

 

Draws hurt when you've only played 35 games.

Code:

Pl.  TM - "PPG" (  W-  D-  L)

 1. SEA - 1.605 (148- 76-100)
 2. ATL - 1.600 ( 15- 11-  9)**
 3. LAG - 1.592 (347-183-239)
 4. CHI - 1.436 (267-171-239)
 5. HOU - 1.430 (158-125-136)
 6. NYC - 1.423 ( 41- 25- 38)*
 7. CLB - 1.414 (289-178-272)
 8. DCU - 1.409 (290-174-277)
 9. DAL - 1.406 (287-178-274)
10. POR - 1.403 ( 91- 75- 82)
11. SKC - 1.398 (282-193-268)
12. NYR - 1.376 (284-172-288)
13. RSL - 1.360 (163-115-166)
14. SJE - 1.355 (236-185-238)
15. NER - 1.322 (265-182-292)
16. VAN - 1.317 ( 85- 65- 93)*
17. MIA - 1.288 ( 48- 26- 58)*
17. TBM - 1.288 ( 74- 33- 91)*
19. COL - 1.283 (257-172-306)
20. MTL - 1.277 ( 75- 47- 91)*
21. TOR - 1.225 (116- 99-150)
22. ORL - 1.216 ( 31- 31- 40)*
23. PHI - 1.185 ( 82- 75-114)*
24. CHV - 1.104 ( 94- 80-154)*
25. MIN - 1.059 ( 10-  6- 18)**

*Zero MLS Cup appearances
**First year team

 

Ugh, just noticed you fools unstickied this thread before I was finished with it.

 

So long, 'Caps.

VANCOUVER WHITECAPS FC (2011- )
245 g, 1.74 Y/g, 32 R (0.13/g)
2017: 37 g, 1.59 Y/g, 6 R (0.16/g)

 

I don't have any farcical figures for 2018.

Yet.

 

14 pts GOOD LUCK!!! (2001 Tampa Bay)

 

In a shortened season of 27 games. Metros managed 15 in a 32 game season in 1998 (with shootout rules). The only time with current points rules that a team ended below .5 PPG was DC in 2013: 16 points in 34 games.

 

Sent off in the tunnel:

NEW YORK CITY FC (2015- )
106 g, 2.14 Y/g, 12 R (0.11/g)
2017: 36 g, 2.11 Y/g, 3 R (0.08/g)

PORTLAND TIMBERS (2011- )
250 g, 1.58 Y/g, 22 R (0.09/g)
2017: 36 g, 1.97 Y/g, 5 R (0.14/g)

RED BULL NEW YORK (1996- )
New York/New Jersey MetroStars (1996-1997)
aka MetroStars (1998-2005)
746 g, 1.77 Y/g, 111 R (0.15/g)
2017: 37 g, 2.08 Y/g, 2 R (0.05/g)

 

Rep for using the definite article.

 

Since we're a couple weeks away from the next games so here's a referee stats update.

2017 Playoffs: 12 (of 17) games, 3.50 Y/g, 3 R (0.25/g)
All-time Playoffs: 304 games, 3.84 Y/g, 70 R (0.23/g)

 

And leaving off the SC

 

What happens when none of them make the playoffs, will a Chivas utensil of some kind be awarded?

 

Here we can see who was serving up the tastiest home cooking this season.

As an aside, did you know the Crew have NEVER won a home game with Grajeda in the middle? It's true. Look it up.

 

Haha, of course I'll look it up for you.

Hilario Grajeda at Columbus
6/12/2011 CLB 0 - 1 CHI
4/28/2012 CLB 0 - 1 VAN
10/27/2013 CLB 0 - 1 NE
5/10/2014 CLB 0 - 1 VAN
3/12/2016 CLB 1 - 2 PHI
7/1/2017 CLB 0 - 2 ATL

 

And the 2005 Expansion Cup goes to the expansion team from 2005 that has the best record in the MLS. This years winner is.......I'm opening the envelope now......OMG......I can't believe it......RSL wins again. (Applauses, cheers, shouting, pandemonium, etc., etc., etc.)