Tea Light in the Dark Universe: Bobby Wood at Hamburg

Get Kawhi Leonard’s “load management” guy.

 

for our German speaking users...

Translated from Germanby Microsoft

After Hecking announcement: How Wood changed http://bit.ly/2JAWeLz at HSV

Nach Hecking-Ansage: So hat sich Wood beim HSV gewandelt https://t.co/iDQfmssVwZ pic.twitter.com/qbFz2wliQD

— MOPO Hamburg Sport (@mopo_sport) July 15, 2019

Translated from Germanby Microsoft

"I'm more of the guy who doesn't talk that much," Bobby Wood says - and then did it. So talk. And now he wants to do what he likes to do: score goals. So is there still a happy ending? #HSV

„Ich bin eher der Typ, der nicht so viel redet“, sagt Bobby Wood - und hat es dann doch gemacht. Also geredet. Und nun will er auch das machen, was er am liebsten macht: Tore schießen. Gibt es also vielleicht doch noch ein Happy End? #HSV https://t.co/2KaqLAbOPx

— Abendblatt HSV (@abendblatt_hsv) July 14, 2019

 

Only if Berhalter can find a cleaner dirty shirt somewhere . . .

 

Do you have a link to this?

 

"Full hut" as HSV returns from one of the loveliest little ski towns in Austria - at least that you can reach from Munich in a reasonable drive, but I digress - to Hamburg for "at home" training "Bitter: the ice cream truck just left!"

Volle Hütte beim ersten #HSV-Training in Hamburg nach dem Trainingslager in Kitzbühel. Bitter: Der Eiswagen ist soeben weggefahren. 🍦📸 pic.twitter.com/xhqt0g3ai9

— Rautenperle - NUR DER HSV (@rautenperle) July 16, 2019

 

someone whose colloquial German is better than mine can say, but this sounds like someone claiming Wood and pals got growled at in training today (dunno if it's true or even serious, but my
German is pretty lame.)

“ Hey ihr Pappnasen, trainiert ihr noch mit?!“ 😁#Hecking on Fire.
Dumm gelaufen für #Wood, Wintzheimer und Moritz#HSV

— HeLuecht (@he_luecht) July 16, 2019

 

And something in English at last...

New Hamburg Coach Dieter Hecking on Bobby Wood ⤵️

“What happened in the past doesn’t interest me. You can see that he’s looking for his chance. In practice he’s very robust, physically fit and lively. I hope he’ll be a benefit to the squad” #USMNT #OneGoal pic.twitter.com/B3w3v2uNJP

— OneGoal (@OneGoalUS) July 16, 2019

 

15 league goals this season, folks.

 

"Hey you clown-noses, still training with us?" Used in a silly way for Wood, Wintzheimer and Moritz...

Not serious heckling, unless Pappnasen is not exactly what they said. From the tone of the guy posting it, I don't think it was bad.

 

That was my guess. Sounded like he was playing.

 

Starts:

Der #HSV testet im Volkspark gegen Oberligist Rugenbergen: Pollersbeck - Sakai, Papadopoulos, Bates, Vagnoman - David - Jairo, Moritz, Kittel, Wintzheimer - Wood. pic.twitter.com/NgbYn4Qgfg

— Abendblatt HSV (@abendblatt_hsv) July 17, 2019

And scores:

36. Minute: Wood trifft auf Vorlage von Wintzheimer zum 2:1. #HSV

— Abendblatt HSV (@abendblatt_hsv) July 17, 2019

And again:

3:1! Wieder Wood, wieder Wintzheimer-Vorlage. #HSV pic.twitter.com/3mlLqldDVk

— Abendblatt HSV (@abendblatt_hsv) July 17, 2019

 

Looks like he went out at the half. 4-1 now v Oberligisten SV Rugenbergen.

hope he starts scoring v. the better teams soon.

46‘ Der #HSV wechselt zweimal: Für #Bates ist #Özcan in der Partie, #Hinterseer ist für #Wood drin. #nurderHSV

— Rautenperle - NUR DER HSV (@rautenperle) July 17, 2019

 

Beim #HSV sind nach der Halbzeit Mickel, Özcan und Hinterseer im Spiel. Pollersbeck, Bates und Wood wurden ausgewechselt. Die voraussichtliche Startelf für Anderlecht trainiert auf dem Nebenplatz.

— Abendblatt HSV (@abendblatt_hsv) July 17, 2019

Jairo's first was a PK, but despite the 3-1 a few mentions were that Hamburg were not great in the 1st half.

 

Nach 75 Minuten beendet Dieter #Hecking die Einheit - führt im Anschluss noch mehrere Minuten ein Einzelgespräch mit Bobby #Wood. #HSV #nurderHSV pic.twitter.com/VHWZ9BWkYj

— Rautenperle - NUR DER HSV (@rautenperle) July 18, 2019

Another take on this suggested "the unity is over..." The things folks can tell from a photo.

 

Of course the coach wants a one-on-one with their most expensive player after watching him do nicely in pre-season. They're going to depend greatly on him to get back to the BuLi, he has to check the mentality is there.

 

They are back in the Buli

 

They aren’t

 

Oh

 

Buli buli... part Deux

 

Gregg Beerholder?

Yeah.

He was once with that B3 Munich club, ja?

Yeah.

Gregg Beerholder... Gregg Beerholder... And that's why you turned down the Gold Cup?

Uh... no... I didn't get called up.

Ah... Gregg Beerholder... From the WC game? The handball? Ja?

Yeah.

Ah... hmmmmm... Ok, we will have a good season, Ja. Score many goals. Gut.

 

In that context it wasn't unity with these connotations but unit as in a training session that had ended.

 

Season starts next week against Joe Max Moore's former club, FC Nurnberg.

 

And this thread will only will only start if Wood starts . . .

 

Tony Sanneh is all like "meme with two girls and guy looking way into the past..."

 

unused bench player in a 1-1 draw to Darmstadt.

Darmstadt basically parked the bus towards the last 30 min.

the young Wintzheimer who was subbed in instead of Wood drew the PK which Hunt scored to tie the game.