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Discussion in 'Customer Service' started by Rebaño_Sagrado, Aug 29, 2009.

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  1. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    Don't drink beer but like cheese
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I may be mistaken, but I thought TTM had already decided who will win the World Cup.
     
  2. WinningEleven

    WinningEleven Member

    Jun 23, 2006
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    TTM will win the World Cup.
     
  3. Cool Rob

    Cool Rob Member

    Sep 26, 2002
    Chicago USA
    Club:
    Flamengo Rio Janeiro
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    TTM nearly bankrupted two great internet institutions and destroyed online marketing as we know it. When CougarLife.com became a significant BigSoccer advertiser, it expected BigSoccer members to visit their site often to meet women in their PRIME: independent, sexy and wildly successful.

    Unfortunately, all of the Hot Cougars and MILFs had eyes only for TTM. No one goes to CougarLife.com anymore because the tasty MILFs are all taken. By TTM. Because of this, advertisers are reluctant to use BigSoccer to hit the Male 18-35 demographic as TTM changed the dynamic of both social media and forum/personal interest-based marketing forever.
     
  4. Moishe

    Moishe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Boca Juniors
    Argentina
    Mar 6, 2005
    Here there and everywhere.
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    The only reason TTM has any interest in winning the World Cup is so that he can use it as a shot glass.
     
  5. Nacional Tijuana

    Nacional Tijuana BigSoccer Supporter

    May 6, 2003
    San Diego, Calif.
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    TTM is ALWAYS below the state blood-alcohol level, nomatter how much he drinks.
     
  6. Moishe

    Moishe Moderator
    Staff Member

    Boca Juniors
    Argentina
    Mar 6, 2005
    Here there and everywhere.
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Alcohol gets drunk off of TTM's presence.
     
  7. WinningEleven

    WinningEleven Member

    Jun 23, 2006
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    TTM will become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom come May 7th.
     
  8. nsa

    nsa Member+

    New England Revolution; Boston Breakers
    United States
    Feb 22, 1999
    Notboston, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    TTM was born on May 5 - hence the Cinco de Mayo celebrations.
     
  9. drunkguy10

    drunkguy10 El Sancho

    Dec 26, 2006
    No idea
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    TallTowerMan gave me a yellow, therefore, I no longer like him.
     
  10. drunkguy10

    drunkguy10 El Sancho

    Dec 26, 2006
    No idea
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    oh yeah I forgot to add this ":D"

    i would have edited it, but one of the perks "paying" members lose when they get a yellow is the ability to edit their posts.
     
  11. Horsehead

    Horsehead Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 2, 2006
    Los Angeles

    Once again, TTM's mercy knows no bounds. You still have fingers with which to type your complaints. :)
     
  12. ElRebañoSagrado

    Apr 25, 2009
    Mexico
    Club:
    CD Chivas de Guadalajara
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    TTM would have survived the Tsar Bomba nuclear test if he were standing directly in the hypocenter.
     
  13. Of_Wires_And_Birds

    Mar 20, 2009
    Edinburg, Texas!
    Club:
    CDSC Cruz Azul
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Actually the Tsar Bomba nuclear test was a cover up by the Russian military of TTM farting.
     
  14. Don Boppero 3000

    Don Boppero 3000 DNALMQNLGLLMX

    Jan 15, 2001
    The Fullerton Hotel Chicago
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    TTM dreamed it and banksy did it.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. WinningEleven

    WinningEleven Member

    Jun 23, 2006
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    TTM will close this thread if you're not careful.
     
  16. Of_Wires_And_Birds

    Mar 20, 2009
    Edinburg, Texas!
    Club:
    CDSC Cruz Azul
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    TTM tastes like chili cheese fries :D


    no homo
     
  17. drunkguy10

    drunkguy10 El Sancho

    Dec 26, 2006
    No idea
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    gay:D
     
  18. Of_Wires_And_Birds

    Mar 20, 2009
    Edinburg, Texas!
    Club:
    CDSC Cruz Azul
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    I forgot to put no homo lol
     
  19. Cris 09

    Cris 09 Trololololo

    Nov 30, 2004
    Westfalenstadion
    Club:
    Borussia Dortmund
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    TTM can make threads that only a few can see....
     
  20. It's called FOOTBALL

    May 4, 2009
    When TTM was single, he rejected Iker's girlfriend's sexual advances.
     
  21. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    Don't drink beer but like cheese
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    TallTowerMan was never single. His is married to all our women. We only know this when he chooses to tell us he is taking our wife.
     
  22. Umar

    Umar Member+

    Sep 13, 2005
    One step ahead
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    He pm'd you too?
     
  23. Chiquitibum

    Chiquitibum Member+

    Apr 4, 2004
    Norte
    Club:
    Pumas UNAM
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    TTM doesnt invite underage chicks to his hotel room, he just creeps them out on the interwebs.

    lol, i guess that doesnt make any sense.
     
  24. drunkguy10

    drunkguy10 El Sancho

    Dec 26, 2006
    No idea
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Formal Apology:

    I would like to make a formal apology to my good friend TTM, because yesterday I made an offensive comment in this thread. At the time I was angry, because of a different problem with another mod, and it clouded my judgment.

    TTM is so great that he will remove my yellow card and lift my ban in that forum he knows of.:D If TTM had been born in the middle ages, he would be king.


    Viva TallTowerMan
     
  25. Chiquitibum

    Chiquitibum Member+

    Apr 4, 2004
    Norte
    Club:
    Pumas UNAM
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    you got some junk on your nose, brah.
     

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