TallTowerMan once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
TTM gave me rep last month. It was oh so wonderful. It was about that time I noticed strange things on my laptop, the one which received the digital packet containing TTMs rep. At first the rep seemed radiant green. Then it became abnormally incandescent, somehow blinding. My PowerPoints became lucid, fever-pitch dreams to all who viewed my presentations. My Facebook page suddenly filled with amorous requests from barely remembered women of a distant high school past. I was truly a man among digital boys, a master of all combinations of 0 + 1. But now I am sad. The glow of TTM rep has faded, a memory. I despair. Each BS post is now a shadow, a pathetic harbinger of projected worthlessness.
Oh YES! He did it! Thank you TTM! Oh, Thank YOU! 16 Dec 2009 02:38 PM, shall always be recalled as a truly special moment. My female friends from undergrad are back on my Facebook page! Now I just need special TTM penicillin!
TTM must be upset. This is the only reason I can guess that there have been so many earthquakes lately.
I would like to complain. A couple of days ago I sprained my ankle and broke my toe. Despite reading a few of TTM's posts, my ankle and toe have yet to heal. In fact, the swelling has gotten slightly worse. I have had to miss football, and right now even walking is a real pain in the ass. I feel really let down by TTM. Can Dark Knight or Huss look into this?
TTM does not prematurely heal those who are clumsy stumblebums. However, you will heal as is normal. Suck it up. You can be grateful he did not have your ankle and toes amputated.
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