TallTowerMan SuperMod

Rebaño_Sagrado · Sep 4, 2009

TallTowerMan is a wave and a particle

Socrates_81 · Sep 4, 2009

Crazy_Yank said: ↑

I came home and found TallTowerMan making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
Click to expand...

lmao

soccernutter · Sep 4, 2009

Rebaño_Sagrado said: ↑

TallTowerMan is a wave and a particle
Click to expand...

My wife is a research biologist. About a year ago, she discovered a protein ( linked to a gene in a human cell) that nobody had ever previously seen. She took a picture and was planning on using it in the paper she was going to submit to Science Magazine. When she enlarged the picture of the protein, it said "TallTowerMan was here." He was nice enough to let my wife keep her job.

Cris 09 · Sep 4, 2009

TallTowerMan's food eats your food!!!

DeigoRedD · Sep 4, 2009

Chuck Norris doesn't enter a room without TTM's permission.

Bonnie Lass · Sep 4, 2009

And on the seventh day, TallTowerMan gave God the day off.

DeigoRedD · Sep 4, 2009

Mr. T pays TTM a fee every time he says "Pity the Foo." The fee is doubled anytime an episode of the A-Team is viewed.

Nacional Tijuana · Sep 4, 2009

Rebaño_Sagrado said: ↑

TallTowerMan is a wave and a particle
Click to expand...

TallTowerMan is the size of the entire universe, man!

El Washatero · Sep 4, 2009

In the beginning there was only TallTowerMan!!

Cris 09 · Sep 4, 2009

TallTowerMan invented the internets and allowed Al Gore to take the credit...

...just for the lulz.

RacingGirl · Sep 4, 2009

TTM grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

SerenPerro · Sep 5, 2009

In Soviet Russia TallTowerMan still moderate's you!

Crazy_Yank · Sep 6, 2009

Javier Aguirre has saved Mexico's faltering world cup qualifying campaign twice. Who is Señor Aguirre really? He is TallTowerMan.

Cris 09 · Sep 6, 2009

TallTowerMan was Argentina's 1st choice as manager, once he refused*, they got Maradona instead.

Big mistake.

*He was busy realigning the Universe - just for the lulz...

Nacional Tijuana · Sep 6, 2009

TTM is so leet because he invented leetspeak.

Rebaño_Sagrado · Sep 7, 2009

Lightning only strikes if TallTowerMan gives it permission.

Scarecrow · Sep 7, 2009

Hurricanes are a direct result of a TTM sneeze.

Moishe · Sep 7, 2009

TTM's testicles are bald because hair does not grow on a mixture of titanium, brass, steel, and cold, hard granite.

If TTM was a country, his principle exports would be Pain, Suffering, and Agony.

TTM nullified the periodic table because he doesn’t believe in any element, other than the element of surprise.

Nacional Tijuana · Sep 8, 2009

That very post was a surprise. I like surprises. Must mean I like TTM.

SerenPerro · Sep 10, 2009

******** this dude all u got to do is BUNKER and he's gone!!Oh wait it's TTM?!Forgive me ..

Crazy_Yank · Sep 10, 2009

SerenPerro said: ↑

******** this dude all u got to do is BUNKER and he's gone!!Oh wait it's TTM?!Forgive me ..
Click to expand...

TallTowerMan can break down the bunker all by himself. Mexico wanted to call him up, but he declined. It just wouldn't be fair to the other teams.

Eyedea900 · Sep 16, 2009

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures TTM has allowed to live.

Nacional Tijuana · Sep 16, 2009

Earth is one of TTM's marbles.

Estevo · Sep 16, 2009

TTM's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

El Washatero · Sep 16, 2009

TallTowerMan is actually TallTowerWomen