TallTowerMan SuperMod

If you look in your mirror and say TallTowerMan 3 times you'll feel really silly. Suddenly TallTowerMan will come of nowhere and tackle you for a 4 yard loss.

 

TTM is the only man who entered into the Movie realm and killed Jason, Freddy, Michael, and Pumpkinhead.

 

TTM molested Michale Jackson when TTM was 12.5.












*hmmm maybe I went too far there?*

 

TTM invented iran.

 

TTM denied my mod application which had guarantees by Huss to be approved

 

He denied mine as well

 

The reason they couldn't find any weapons of mass destruction Iraq is because TTM ate them all. Then he burped and said, "Now that was a mighty fine snack."

 

What's he have against Mongolians?

With TTM as a mod, San Diego WILL get an MLS team.

 

Who is TTM?

 

TallTowerMan doesn't abbreviate. Each letter in his name is more important than the previous one. Or maybe it's as important. It changes on a daily basis.

 

When TallTowerMan goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets TallTowerMan'd.

 

TallTowerMans house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

 

I came home and found TallTowerMan making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.