Stop What You're Doing and Read This

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Bill Archer, Feb 21, 2018.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    If internet articles were TV shows, that would be Cop Rock.
     
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  3. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Watch out. Gerry Bello likes cats.
     
  4. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    “....but the negotiations seem to indicated that Halliburton, who “rebuilt” Iraq, twice, with our money, will be the big victor in the end.”
    So, Justin Meram gets the last laugh?


    (Add: this thing had a ton of grammatical errors.)
     
  5. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    How did you come across this gem?
     
  6. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Sign of a genius.
     
  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pro: Gerry Bello spews hate on Fratass.

    Pro: Gerry Bello guesstimates our attendance at 21000.

    Con: Gerry Bello needs more hate directed at MLS.

    Con: Gerry Bello would not vote in favor of a sales tax.

    Con: Can Gerry Bello do math?

    Con: I browsed through a website I would never have given the time of day had BA not posted this thread. The eccentric people on the left and right leave me to continue questioning the nature of human beings (and Hang I will spare you with my Two Treatises or Elsian Ethics).

    Con for Columbus people/Pro for me: All of you Columbusites will need to get a so-called non-existent second job so my kids can keep watching Crew. (Thanks!)


    1) Is Gerry Bello on this board? If no, then 2) can we have him guest post? I hope he finds this thread when he searches for his name on a search engine. His avatar better be a tinfoil hat.
     
  8. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i have but one minor quibble... who's monthly gas bill is only $22.50?


    the rest is pretty hard to dispute
     
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  9. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

    (quickly stops and reads)
     
  11. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I only made a third of the way through. It reads like it's been google translated from another language.
     
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  12. Crewmudgeon

    Crewmudgeon Member+

    Sep 3, 1999
    Crewdom
    Gary Bello doesn't exist. It was written by a Russian Bot.
     
  13. svc641

    svc641 Member+

    Aug 19, 2014
    West Liberty
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think it was written by a Macedonian content farmer.
     

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