STC: Random Azz Sheet - Part 4

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Kyle Crew, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OK... I may or may not have tried to move some posts on mobile and merged the ex-crew legends thread and the STC random shit thread. Whoops. This will be the new random shit thread. Carry on!!
     
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  2. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That may be the most Bigsoccer Crew thing I have ever read. Well done.
     
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  3. hardhead

    hardhead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 2008
    NEO
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  4. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I figured you to be the Picard to Kyle’s Riker.
     
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  5. hardhead

    hardhead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 19, 2008
    NEO
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Honestly I've been so busy this year so far that Kyle has done the vast majority of the heavy lifting.
     
  6. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don’t even know what that means lulz
     
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  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  8. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thank the Stupidface for starting this thread, as it is the perfect place to post a new discovery which is, without a doubt, the perfect lifestyle for BigSoccer Crew fans:

    The Finns call it "Pantsdrunk".

    I'm in.
     
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  9. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Death, taxes, and mods goofin' shit up.
     
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  10. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Preach
     
  11. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What can I say, I’m a dick.
     
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  12. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ask me at the tAAAilgate.
     
  13. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With a stupid face.
     
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  15. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So, um,.....
    My kids got me an FC Cincinnati t shirt for Father’s Day.
    To their credit, they know I’m a huge soccer fan, and that I pull for Ohio sports teams across the board. And I did go to their home opener and one match last year.
    I acted surprised (I was!), and was thankful, and I do appreciate the thought they put into it.
    But, um, well, it’s FC Cinci!
     
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  16. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How'd they take being disowned?
     
  17. the_rickler

    the_rickler Member+

    Feb 9, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    In fairness, you didn’t disown your daughter when she had that FC Cinci hoodie.
     
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  18. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Are they Cincy fans?

    Also, Happy Father’s Day, fellas.
     
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  19. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You mis spelled " sold"
     
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  20. Dan Milton

    Dan Milton Member

    Nov 25, 1998
    Forgive the innocents for they know not what the do!!!
     
  21. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Did you go "Great, now I have something to burn at the tailgate in August"?
     
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  22. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They’re Crew all the way.
    I don’t think they’d know that there was an FCC if I didn’t talk about it.
    Both are Indians fans. The girl is a Browns fan. The boy is a Chiefs fan. Not sure where I went wrong there...
     
  23. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    A Marty Shottenheimer fan, maybe?
     
  24. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He’s too young to know who that is.
    He likes Travis Kelce. I just don’t get this young generation thing where you have a favorite team because of one player.
     
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  25. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When I think of "pantsdrunk" I think more along these lines:

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