STC: Random Azz Sheet - Part 4

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Kyle Crew, Jun 14, 2019.

  1. hungariansteven

    hungariansteven Member+

    May 29, 2012
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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  2. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wasn't the point you made. And Fritsch was 5'7"--which happens to be the same height as Lloyd....
     
  3. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You and me both.
     
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  4. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    (Wasn't sure if this goes here or the roster thread or if there's a WAGs thread, but...)

    Eloy Room's girlfriend is an Instagram influencer and Vlogger. With the crappy auto-translate captions, this is pretty funny/entertaining at times. Especially her reactions seeing Mapfre and Easton for the first times.



    (no, I didn't watch the whole twenty-two minute thing, just skipped through)
     
  5. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    What the ******** is an Instagram influencer?
     
  6. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A person that has a lot of Instagram followers and sells them things for a commision. Or something like that.

    See also: The Kardashians.
     
  7. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus

    Someone said there had been NFL kickers who were small. I pointed out they almost all came from college football and were used to at least occasional crunching hits. Lloyd isn't. I doubt she weighs more than 150 pounds, about Gerald McNeil size. But much, much slower. She's also 37 years old.

    But hey if you want to argue the NFL has been missing the boat overlooking middle aged women as potential players, go ahead.
     
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  8. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Didn't say that, now did I? I'd already noted that while I respect the women's skills they don't have the power or the speed.

    But you made a couple of other assumptions that were, shall we say, somewhat suspect, such as to NFL kickers all having college experience and all being large. I noted examples--of successful kickers--where the former was quite incorrect. There are many other examples.
     
  9. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Your examples were from many years ago as the NFL switched from straight ahead kickers to soccer style. While lots of NFL kickers and punters come from abroad, the overwhelming majority go through a US college football program first.
     
  10. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are quite a number of more recent examples--if you care to look it up (I did). I just gave a couple of prominent examples. Placekicking is not that tough to learn, if you have the physical skills. Even in the cases where they pick it up in college, that's still a pretty advanced level of play for a beginner.

    The newer example is, of course, the Aussie Rules guys who have been getting a shot as punters.
     
  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hold on.

    When does someone become middle aged?


    As @DAFCrew would say, asking for a friend.
     
  12. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    After the second kid is born.
     
  13. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So I should expect to be in the ground at 44. Thank goodness.
     
  14. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Whew, I'm gonna live forever!
     
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  15. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    When I meet you in the nursing home, first round of prune juice is on me.
     
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  16. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Deal.
     
  17. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You are a mean one, Mister Grinch.
     
  18. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Was cleaning off a computer going through old pictures and notes and junk and found this: (can't remember if I ever posted this here or not)

    My will to openly advocate for Saving the Crew stopped today. I went to a park in Westerville to isolate myself from the world and enjoy peace and quiet on a table close to a stream and read a technical document on my phone. Was wearing a Crew hat, just a hat.

    Someone brought her 3 brats and sat on the table next to me and felt it was necessary to start a conversation.

    "Do you think they are really leaving?"
    "I don't think it's fair to have to pay taxes for"... blah blah blah.

    My mind went blank and my focus looked like the vortex at the end of Evil Dead II.

    I remained polite and answered questions productively as her brats threw sticks and grass at each other.

    Eventually they left and I just picked up and drove around for a while then just went home.

    I don't think I'll wear that hat, or my other gear anymore.
     
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  19. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We all had those days. I boxed up most of my Crew (and other MLS) gear...
     
  20. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes. Raw times.
     
  21. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Basically, yeah.

    At times, they'll try to use their "influence" to score free hotel rooms or other stuff. They'll claim they'll put reviews on their various pages for their 50k followers to see, thus somehow translating into free PR and, thus, more business.

    In other words, it's incredibly airheaded...but right up the alley of people who feel like they're above real jobs where they might actually have to *gasp* pay for services rendered.
     
  22. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If people can make a living steaming on YouTube or Twitch, more power to them for living the dream. Not my place to be bitter because I can't accomplish the same thing.
     
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  23. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is an incredibly bad take.

    From wiki:
    Also from wiki:
     
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  24. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don’t know about a bad take; not as fleshed out as wiki, but krypto was summarizing. And adding a bit of his own opinion—which I agree with.
     
  25. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Maybe I'm just a grump at times.

    We all have the rights to our opinions and nobody is forced to agree.
     

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