After reading this article: http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/040830/1/2385.html I detected a sort of theme. Nearly all of the players listed had some kind of adjectival phrase preceding their names. From the article: "Fulham workhorse Brian McBride" "dreadlocked warhorse Cobi Jones" "U.S. Soccer poster boy Landon Donovan" "domestic-based Jonny Walker" "Europe-bound starlets Damarcus Beasley and Bobby Convey" "MetroStars standout Eddie Gaven" I thought the denizens of BS could do better. I'll start... "frantic sprinter Frankie Hejduk"
"Metrostars stoner Eddie Gaven" "U.S. Soccer resident Five-Head Landon Donovan" "Stepover wonder Frankie Hejduk"
blocks with crotch heydude case of more face donovan christ look at the size of that heed mcbride only keeper with hair howard where'd who go beasely no habla espanol bocanegro when healthy obrien sweet lid gaven (also works with mathis) cha-ching johnny walker black reading about my career convey what have you done for me lately eddie (lewis) i'm on coach's radar johnson sorry, i'm bored
ageless wonder Cobi Jones aerial assassin Carlos Bocanegra huge mother********er Oguchi Onyewu steady Eddie Pope French legionnaire Greg Vanney badass Clint Mathis midfield general Claudio Reyna Hawaiian legend Brian Ching
Jonny Walker "Texas Ranger" "I Haven't Cut My Hair In 2 Years" Cobi Jones or "Don't Call me Kobe" Cobi Jones "Rogaine Endorsing" Landon Donovan Maybe more later if i'm bored/creative enough