Stadium Porn: The Portlandia Edition

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by Yoshou, Apr 19, 2017.

  1. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Interesting that 2 Minnesota players, who play on a substandard surface are out with ACL tears.
     
  2. Yoshou

    Yoshou Fan of the CCL Champ

    May 12, 2009
    Seattle
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Molina's injury happened in Orlando which has a grass surface..
     
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  3. aperfectring

    aperfectring Member+

    Jul 13, 2011
    Hillsboro, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Seriously, can we kill off the turf talk in here? It isn't at all relevant to this stadium expansion.
     
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  4. NashSC

    NashSC Member+

    Nashville SC
    United States
    Jan 3, 2018
    Only if you tell us what your profile pic is.
    To me it looks like a snow covered roof with a TV antenna blowing in a strong wind.
     
  5. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    Just a note on the placement of this thread. If it were in the Portland club section I'd have no problem with honoring requests to stop the turf comments. But since this thread is in news and analysis it invites comments from all parties on all relevant topics. Part of a stadium discussion is about aesthetics, and for that reason alone artifical turf is relevant. Watching the Atlanta - Seattle match this week it was obvious that the field had recently been topped off with black rubber chunks. That and the fact that the field consists of different colored 10 yard wide turf strips. And players getting off the ground had dozens of rubber chunks sticking to them. Safe or not, I don't know. But any stadium with a turf field gets a lower score on appearance.
     
  6. aperfectring

    aperfectring Member+

    Jul 13, 2011
    Hillsboro, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    This is a thread about a specific renovation of the Timbers stadium. This renovation has nothing to do with changing the playing surface of the field. I encourage and support people to create a thread about removing artificial turf from stadiums in MLS. This thread, however, is not the place for that discussion. It has been brought up in this thread before, and this was @Yoshou 's response earlier. Please can we cut out the grass talk.
     
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  7. aperfectring

    aperfectring Member+

    Jul 13, 2011
    Hillsboro, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    They're starting on the 3rd level support columns behind the existing roof now. They're also setting up forms for the first level connecting the new structure to the historic partial horseshoe.
     
  8. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, what exactly is that thing? It looks like a rudimentary drawing of a polar bear balancing a turd on his nose/forehead with a branch sticking out of it.
     
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  9. NashSC

    NashSC Member+

    Nashville SC
    United States
    Jan 3, 2018
    I think we should play a game of describe @aperfectring avatar.
     
  10. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Isnt it obvious?


    Its Yankee Doodle after he stuck the feather in his cap, but before calling it Macaroni.
     
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  11. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know some people use the term "macaroni" to refer to any kind of pasta, but what exactly is that? Fusilli? half-cooked linguine? Marone! What kinda mamaluke drew that thing anyway?

    Hey, I'm getting hungry. Anyayuz want some gabbagol?
     
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  12. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Off the top of my head macaroni was someone who was in style and at the height of fashion. So, just sticking a feather, any feather, in a cap and saying "I'm hip. I'm with it." when you're not means the person is foolish.

    As for the pasta, elbow pasta. That's it.
     
  13. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Photos to add.
     
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  14. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That would be like me growing a beard to look like a hipster...

    Ahem!
     
  15. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It is if you forget what thread you're replying to.
     
  16. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
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    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  17. Todorojo

    Todorojo Member

    Oct 27, 2008
    South Weber, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    It has always looked like a Moose with the wrong antlers and screwed up legs to me. Not sure why my brain thought that.
     
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  18. NashSC

    NashSC Member+

    Nashville SC
    United States
    Jan 3, 2018
    I am sure this has been discussed but is this only our second MLS stadium expansion (Toronto being 1st)?
    There was the tiny expansion for Stub Hub for the Chargers. Not sure that counts.
    Orlando expanded their original ~20k plans.
    Atlanta expanded available seating from the original ~20k plan.
    Seattle has added available seating.

    I would think Sporting KC would be the logical team to expand next.
     
  19. Namrog The Just

    Namrog The Just Member+

    L.A. Galaxy
    United States
    Jul 2, 2007
    Baltimore County, Maryland
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't know if aperfectring has any children, but I always assumed that it was something one of his children drew. Regardless, I've always liked it. It makes me feel happy for some reason. I wish I had a larger one to look at.
     
  20. NashSC

    NashSC Member+

    Nashville SC
    United States
    Jan 3, 2018
    That's what she said
     
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  21. Namrog The Just

    Namrog The Just Member+

    L.A. Galaxy
    United States
    Jul 2, 2007
    Baltimore County, Maryland
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  22. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think it's Portland's second or third expansion.

    The official capacity is at SKC is 18,467.

    Their record average is 20,003 and the record attendance is 21,500, so I assume the capacity is fluid.
     
  23. NashSC

    NashSC Member+

    Nashville SC
    United States
    Jan 3, 2018
    Its not fluid. Its called standing room. There is a limit.
    They have thousands on season ticket waiting list.
     
  24. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Ive heard before (can’t remember when, or where), that SKC wanted a certain number on the wait list before they would seriously entertain expansion.

    I want to say 10,000, but it was quite a few years ago and my memory fails me from time to time.
     
  25. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So then 18,467 isn't the capacity, it's the seated capacity.

    But I assume the 25,000 capacity for concerts includes standing areas.
     

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