Stadium Porn: The Portlandia Edition

Discussion in 'MLS: News & Analysis' started by Yoshou, Apr 19, 2017.

  1. tomásbernal

    tomásbernal Member+

    Sep 4, 2007
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    Portland Timbers
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    United States
    #226 tomásbernal, Jun 22, 2017
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    Credit for the awesome architecture joke. You'll never have the opportunity to use that one again. Clever.
     
  2. Bubba1971

    Bubba1971 Member+

    Nov 12, 2010
    Los Angeles
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm just here for the "roofs absorb sound, not reflect it" from someone who never took second semester physics.
     
  3. Cliveworshipper

    Cliveworshipper Member+

    Dec 3, 2006
    Speaking of architecturally sound,

    The roof shape forms a perfect "wispering gallery", designed so that when you tell the guy next to you that the linesman wouldn't know offside if it bit him in buttress, the assistant referee can hear you.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whispering_gallery
     
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  4. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You beat me to it. I was gonna say, who cares about what the roof looks like, as long as it makes every-fing sound LOUDER!!!
     
  5. I Touchdown There

    Med
    United States
    Jun 15, 2017
    I remember the flying buttress from my sophmore year in high school, AP European History class. We talked about architecture at some point. That is the extent of my architectural knowledge. And thank you for getting the joke.
     
  6. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Roofs absorb sound just like solar panels reflect the sun's light making global warming worse (as someone once explained to me). :D
     
  7. whiteonrice04

    whiteonrice04 Member+

    Sep 8, 2006
    The famous "roofs can't reflect or direct sound waves" poster also basically denied the existence of whisper galleries and amphitheaters. All while claiming to be an architectural expert. I guess all the whisper champers that exist use witchcraft.
     
  8. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    If you're going to misrepresent him, you may as well tag him, @Mr. Warmth.
     
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  9. crew2112

    crew2112 Member+

    Jan 25, 2008
    Dayton, OH
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    Columbus Crew
    Mr Warmth's point was that any panel will reflect sound waves, not amplify them. Unless the panel is absorbant like foam.
    Amplification requires a moving body which a roof panel is not.
    A nice flat roof panel may maximize reflection, but it sure doesn't amplify it.
    I agree with Mr Warmth!
     
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  10. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
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    United States
    As I remember it this isn't even an accurate representation. He never said they couldn't do that. He said they are not designed to do that and that barring designed correctly any such reflections were more likely to disrupt sound than it would be to amplify it.

    I don't know if that's correct (though I could probably work it out if I wanted to) but the basic principles are sound (no pun intended).
     
  11. whiteonrice04

    whiteonrice04 Member+

    Sep 8, 2006
    I deleted my post just a minute after posting it because I decided it was a bad idea to get into this again but you pounced that fast.
     
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  12. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
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    Colorado Rapids
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    United States
    Bad (or good) timing. I just happened to be reading the thread at the right time
     
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  13. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hello Diane. It's been a long day with deadlines, but my concept was approved by the Owner, so I won't have to work this weekend and I can take down your misrepresentation, syllable by syllable in the morning.
     
  14. Bubba1971

    Bubba1971 Member+

    Nov 12, 2010
    Los Angeles
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here's the thing. And this is science.

    A stadium with zero roof has "X" amount of sound waves escape to the atmosphere. A stadium with a roof will redirect "Y" amount of "X". So even if 1% of the sound waves that would normally escape to atmosphere (which would be beyond most acoustic technology available today) are redirected towards the interior of the stadium it WILL BE LOUDER.

    That's fact. Anything else is alternative fact.
     
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  15. Bubba1971

    Bubba1971 Member+

    Nov 12, 2010
    Los Angeles
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    United States
    And if anyone tries to argue with me about that I will bury you.
     
  16. aperfectring

    aperfectring Member+

    Jul 13, 2011
    Hillsboro, OR
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    Portland Timbers
    but but but, what if they installed noise cancelling technology in the roof =P
     
  17. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Come on, you know better. Sound waves can (essentially) cancel each other out which means it would not be louder in any way measurable to the human ear.

    I'm not saying that happens in stadiums, I'm just pointing out the flaw in your blanket statement.
     
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  18. dredgfan

    dredgfan Member+

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    Nov 5, 2004
    Denver or NOLA
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    Colorado Rapids
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    United States
    I got my popcorn ready.

    Amplify that for data.
     
  19. asoc

    asoc Member+

    Sep 28, 2007
    Tacoma
    Get your corn pops ready, because its coming in the morning when Mr. Warmth has had his morning Coffee.
     
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  20. PTFC in KCMO

    PTFC in KCMO Member+

    Aug 12, 2012
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    This gone be bud!!!!!!!!!
     
  21. Paul Berry

    Paul Berry Member+

    Notts County and NYCFC
    United States
    Apr 18, 2015
    Nr Kingston NY
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He doesn't drink coffee, he bludgeons faeries to death and drinks their blood.
     
  22. Bubba1971

    Bubba1971 Member+

    Nov 12, 2010
    Los Angeles
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They COULD cancel each other out, but that would be just as likely as them coming into phase and creating a harmonic which would be CRAZY loud. If we think of sound as a distortion travelling though the air it's pretty easy to understand that a roof would reflect some of the distortion that hits it and redirect it. In fact, if you were super desperate to prove this stuff, you could set up a directional mics facing the source of the sound (the crowd) on either side of the roof and find out exactly how much is being redirected and absorbed. And if you wanted to break those two down you could measure the vibrations caused by the sound waves that are turned into mechanical energy (you'd have to create a control first and do it on a windless day.)

    If there's an industrious physics student out there I invite them to go for it.
     
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  23. Gamecock14

    Gamecock14 Member+

    May 27, 2010
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    They can't because it is difficult to do this in a 5ft x 5 ft room, let alone a stadium. You have to be able to cancel out all residual waves. Any "amplification" is just an echo where sound travels to rather than sound being created.
     
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  24. dredgfan

    dredgfan Member+

    MLS
    Nov 5, 2004
    Denver or NOLA
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If you add liquor


    Is that covfefe?
     
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  25. Kejsare

    Kejsare Member+

    Portland Timbers
    Mar 10, 2010
    Virginia
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    Portland Timbers
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