Spurs on April Fools 2018

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by Brock Hannsen, Mar 30, 2018.

  1. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    We haven't lost to this team at home since 1990. We will on Sunday. It's a must win game for us, but we really suck this season and Spurs are a better team.

    Late fitness tests for us: Christensen, Courtois, Barkley*
    Out: Ampadu, Luiz,

    Late fitness test for Spurs: Kane (he'll play)
    Out for the Spurs team: Winks

    3-1 to Spurs. Son, Erikson, Dier; Alonso
     
  2. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    What the hell did Luiz do to himself?
     
  3. Blueallthru

    Blueallthru Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    May 15, 2012
    The Interwebz
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Must win.

    EL here we come!
     
  4. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    Hard fought 0-2 loss is in the books.
     
  5. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    He went and got himself a case of the Conte's.
     
  6. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Lol. I thought so too initially but we have no option right now. Can't think that is still the case with Luiz.
     
  7. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    If Andreas is out, which he might be, I guess Cahill slides in there like a greased version of Gromit. He's been practicing with the squad all week, so maybe he will suck 1% less.

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  8. Kerry Dixon's Boots

    Staff Member

    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    4-1 chelsea
     
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  9. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Way to jinx it bro
     
  10. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    me and every other reporter who covers soccer on Earth
     
  11. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

    Chelsea
    Jul 30, 2007
    Detroit
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    I will be at a family gathering for this one.

    Beating S***rs would make my year better.
     
  12. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So what your saying is the mega jinx is in...
     
  13. Brock Hannsen

    Brock Hannsen Member+

    Feb 3, 2014
    Hartford, CT
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Feeling better about today.

    2-0 loss.
     
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  14. Bruckner283

    Bruckner283 Member+

    Apr 25, 2006
    Lake Of The Coheeries
    Baka who was brought in for games just like this, is on the bench. With Cesc starting and the massive hole he represents defensively I really dont see how we win this. Hoping for the best......
     
  15. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Oh God, shut up about Deli Alli already
     
  16. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  17. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Moses 1 cross this season, 1 goal
     
  18. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Morata gets back to his form to start the year and we may be able to climb back into the UCL place
     
  19. truefan420

    truefan420 Member+

    May 30, 2010
    oakland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And ********
     
  20. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Well, f***
     
  21. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chelsea
    Ukraine
    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    every fyckign time they don't close in on Eriksen...well, this shit will happen. Morons.
     
  22. cokeyounut

    cokeyounut Member

    Jul 19, 2007
    Michigan
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Alonso needs to be more selfish on the break and/or Hazard, Morata, and Willy need to stagger their runs. No one held around the top of the box on those Alonso crosses that hit the first man - looked like everybody just rushed the goal. Also, yeah, definitely need to be closing down Eriksen a lot tighter
     
  23. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    He scores that 1 out of 50 times. Shit happens man.
     
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  24. Wrath

    Wrath Member+

    May 4, 2007
    New York
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Wow Willy.
     
  25. Bruckner283

    Bruckner283 Member+

    Apr 25, 2006
    Lake Of The Coheeries
    Well that is that and I would not be surprised if this is Conte's last game.
     

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