Well, of course he's a spy. We all know it's illegal to have guys in the pressbox looking for things that you can't see from field level. No other teams do this, and remember back a few years ago when the Patriots got in a boatload of trouble for that? Yeah, maybe that't the real reason Heaps doesn't want an assistant....
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to our next game with our arch-rival, The Visitors. Man, I hate that team! I could see this if it was 10 years ago, when literally every single team (other than Columbus) had the generic all-white with black numbers away uniform, so you really couldn't tell you you were playing unless you had a front-row seat.