They're textured, too! MLS unveils its new ball design for 2015. Per MajorLeagueSoccerSoccer dot com: http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2014/12/08/mls-adidas-unveil-2015-official-match-ball
Shoulda been Shwetty balls Provided by Pete Shwetty of course. Order your new MLS Shwetty balls before Dec 19 and yours will be delivered in a limited edition Shwetty Ball Sack.
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