Self-serving nonsense

Discussion in 'LA Galaxy' started by dashiel, Jul 21, 2015.

  1. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bumping this thread to welcome our new players with their Wu-Tang names. I going by memory from what I've read in this forum so I may be forgetting a few.

    Emmanuel Boateng = X-Pert Lover
    Dan Kennedy = Lucky Samurai
    Jelle Van Damme = Mighty Criminal
    Ashley Cole = Amateur Beggar
    Nigel De Jong = Zexy Magician
    Clement Diop = Mad Commander
     
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  2. Geneva

    Geneva LA for Life

    Feb 5, 2003
    Southern Cal
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think Zexy Magician is a keeper!
     
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  3. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually Dan Kennedy is a keeper. "Ba-da-bump!"

    Don't forget to tip your server! Back to my day job tomorrow!
     
  4. profiled

    profiled Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 7, 2000
    slightly north of a mile high
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Way late to this party but i'd be the Shriekin’ Desperado
     
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  5. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Updated Wu-Tang names for new players and coach

    Romain Alessandrini = Gentlemen Warrior
    Jermaine Jones = Master Leader
    Bradford Jamieson IV = Amateur Beggar
    Ariel Lassiter = Phantom Watcher
    Jack McBean = Insane Wizard
    João Pedro = Wicked Mastermind
    Dave Romney = Misunderstood Beggar
    Jack McInerney = Annoyin' Knight
    Nathan Smith = Amazing Wizard

    Curt Onalfo = Pesty Conqueror
     
  6. Crzyknot

    Crzyknot Member

    Sep 30, 2006
    Amazing Mastermind here.
     
  7. ragbone

    ragbone Member+

    Sep 2, 2005
    Santo Tomas, Batangas, Philippines.
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Phantom Demon (screen name)
    Gentleman Wanderer (real name)
     
  8. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zlatan Ibrahimović's Wu-Tang name is Smilin' Knight. Sounds about right.

    And while I'm at it:
    Ola Kamara = Bittah Destroyer
    Jonathan dos Santos = Sarkastik Watcher
    Perry Kitchen = B-Loved Madman
    Chris Pontius = Zexy Destroyer
    David Bingham = Bittah Prophet
     
  9. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Updated with new personnel

    Dennis te Kloese = Violent Ambassador
    Guillermo Barros Scheletto = Unlucky Ninja (Not with LA!)
    Efrain Alvarez = Fearless Professional
    Uriel Antuna = Amazing Warrior
    Julian Araujo = Fearless Contender
    Joe Corona = Quiet Assassin
    Giancarlo Gonzalez = Phantom Assassin
    Diego Polenta = E-ractic Mercenary
     
  10. 73Bruin

    73Bruin Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Torrance, California
    Does anybody know what became of SoCalYid? He hasn't posted here in years.
     
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  11. skydog

    skydog Member+

    Aug 1, 1999
    Durham, NC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    One of my favorite posters who posted multiple times a day on this and other forums. Until one afternoon when he suddenly quit and never posted again. I started to research it from various angles but after awhile TrickHog pointed out I was getting stalker-ish about it. TrickHog was right and I let it go. But my guess is that something happened to him. I don't think SoCalYid would have just suddenly quit without saying goodbye. I miss his "inverted winger" posts. ;)
     
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  12. TrickHog

    TrickHog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 14, 2002
    Los Angeles, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FYI— if I ever just stop posting here that means I’m dead so please have a nice eulogy for me then go back to complaining about whoever our coach is at the time.

    (I really hope that isn’t the case with SoCalYid — maybe we need to institute a buddy system here)
     
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  13. MPNumber9

    MPNumber9 Member+

    Oct 10, 2010
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, great knowledgeable poster. Would love to hear his takes on the new FO.

    @SoCalYid
     
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  14. TOAzer

    TOAzer Member+

    The Man With No Club
    May 29, 2016
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    SoCalYid came across, in his posts, as a man I would have loved to share a beer with and think through the madness of this world. I regret, now, not having had taken the chance to communicate with him in person. I wish him the best, whether that is on the trail of dust of this Earth or in the great unknown that pulses underneath all we do....
     
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  15. skydog

    skydog Member+

    Aug 1, 1999
    Durham, NC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    SoCal watched a wider range of teams than any soccer fan I've every known. On BS I often read posts by fans who have oodles of insight to share about their favorite clubs as well as the better clubs and players in that league. Some, due to following a player's moves, become knowledgeable about a few different clubs and maybe a couple different leagues. But SCY somehow found time to watch games spread all over the Western Hemisphere, whether they be perennial powers or "who the hell are they?" bottom dwellers. IIRC emphasized South America, Serie A and EPL clubs but he didn't limit himself to the star teams or players.

    A typical SCY posts would read something like - "yeah, Birchall needs to play a more aggressive style of inverted winger, you know like Lucas Mineiro following his loan to Vasco de Gama." Hell he might have been making the stuff up as far as I knew. But I didn't care - I would just nod my head in agreement and bow in his general direction. :):thumbsup::D
     
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  16. Bilgediver

    Bilgediver Member+

    LA Galaxy
    Oct 16, 2013
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A little late coming to this thread. I'm "Foolish Ninja"

    It raises more questions than answers
    My real name pops up "irate ambassador".
    Even more questions
     
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