I just spent the last few minutes giggling through these. a) @Ghosting for doing the entire team, AWESOME b) @hav77 for doing Jurgen/Landon c) and the resulting suggestions, including @Beakmon FC ... God. HILARIOUS!
This thread is a gift that just keeps on giving! By the way, I'm scared to do it. Do I have to download anything or join anything if I press the button?
The only obligation you have for typing your name in to the Wu-Tang Clan Name Generator is posting the output in this thread. Other than that... no strings attached.
It’s a strange feeling know this is the apex of your contribution to a forum, I’ve peaked and it’s all downhill from here.
I joke that I peaked at age 2. I sounded like a bonafide genius at that age and it’s been downhill ever since.
Holy crap if those names aren't perfect fits Here is a good one. Bruce Wayne = Dynamic Knight Don Ovan -> B-loved Samurai That's Just Perfection
Fun fact: Actor/comedian/rapper Donald Glover is also known by his rap alias Childish Gambino...which he got from the Wu Tang name-generator.
Some Former Galaxy Players David Beckham = Phantom Ambassador Mike Magee = Pesty Madman Jovan Kirovski = Phantom Bastard Alexi Lalas = Master Worlock Todd Dunivant = Foolish Bastard Cobi Jones = Irate Assassin Carlos Ruiz = Crazy Assassin Mauricio Cienfuegos = Pesty Magician Sean Franklin = Phantom Commander Herculez Gomez = Bittah Destroyer Bryan Jordan = Mad Specialist Chris Klien = Pesty Demon Dema Kovalenko = Quiet Mastermind Kyle Martino = Respected Bandit Peter Vagenas = Scratchin’ Ninja greg vanney = Insane Magician Abel Xavier = Tuff Mercenary
You guys must have done it wrong with Klinnsmann. I just put his name in and it came out Learn-Proof Smegma-Sucking Afterbirth.