RSL: Caption this

Now that's what I call a fruit basket.

 

I saw this and immediately thought it should be posted here

 

"Stop scoring goals, that's supposed to be my job."

 

I just need one chance.

 

DUDE! How'd you do that??

 

In a surprise move, Rusnak, Savarino, and Movsisyan celebrate a goal by recreating a scene from Dirty Dancing.

 

Rusnak: "Dude, get a room, guys."

 

Treehugging in the MLS

 

Adi: Mama, oooh ooh oooooh. Didn't mean to make you cry. Sometimes I wish I never been born at all.

 

^^ (Sorry, I know it's not RSL related but I thought it still worthy of a caption.)

 

Left 2: USMNT under Jurgen and Arena
Right 2: Youth players ignored
Middle: Hey, we have a successful women's team but lets not focus on that

 

"Crap! The boss is coming, everyone act busy!"

 

Hansen: See, Don? We stand like this for 45 minutes a day. Tony loves it. Dontcha, Tony. Tell Don how much you love it, Tony.

Garber [thinking]: If one of these yokels touches my suit I'm having this team moved to Austin.

 

[1 Month later]

Trainer: I can't believe it Tony, you're fully healed!

Tony: I couldn't tolerate those 45 minute standing sessions with Hansen so I worked on my rehab night and day. It... it just had to end.

DLH watching from afar: They all still think I'm senile. Someday, maybe they will see...