Rivalry Thread: LPB build a Fantasyland... perfect destination for their supporters

Domingo, Echegaray, Cervantes, King Carlos, Perez, Franco; do you hear me? Rafa, Contador, your boys took a hell of a beating!!!!!!!

Latest new just in: The whereabouts of the exocet missile launched via the boot of professional football player Sergio Ramos in Madrid, of Real & Spain fame, late Wed evening remains unknown. It was last seen breaching the Earth's stratosphere & is still nowhere to be seen. We'll get right back to you when it eventually touches down! Unbeknown to them at the time, NASA are said to be furious at the haphazard nature of this seemingly spontaneous, unnotified yet spectacular rocket launch from the amateur take-off confines of a football stadium.

******** you, you dirty, cheating, diving, bitter ********ing deluded bastards & sons of ********ing whores!

Creepy, glaze-roasted Crynaldo, you chicken shit, fake ********, ************ ass choke artist ********wit piece of dog shit! Neuer owned that ******** on home ********ing soil like a two-bit ho! ********ing bitches, ******** right off Evileyegouger! Bitch ass ********s tried ********ing him over but Heynckes' ********ing revenge tasted sweet, bitches! Now ******** off & ******** you, you ********ing ********s!

ROFLMFAO at the backtracking here & Gouger's post-match weak ass excuse.

Up against eleven men plus a bought for ref & Bayern still dominated that ass. Absolutely marvellous!

 

We are doing Ramos jokes, when Tello tried to assassinate the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk?

 

Apparently the 1-2 humbling at Camp Mou has made Pep worried about having to face Madrid ever again. The very thought of it has turned him into a bag of nerves, and he isn't sure whether he wants to continue being paid millions of euros a year to manage his favourite club.

I like Pep, so let's hope he stays the course tomorrow instead of fleeing from certain defeat by Jose.

 

Ramos should get a sanction for kicking balls into the Vicente Calderon stadium. I understand it's a rival team, but this kind of behavior is unacceptable.

 

Clearly, you can't hold a debate without 'selling yourself' short. You have to indulge into opinionated responses to back up all your points. Which, frankly, have already fallen with no merit whatsoever.

Where were you after Barcas' exit?

 

From the comments here you would think we were destroyed and they waltzed their way into the final

 

Casillas is a boss. Valdes? why the fack is he a goalkeeper? or a football player?

So you guys are still calling for Pip's head? ahh shit, I would understand if he manages to lose the copa del rey.

 

Guardiola is UNDEFEATED at the Bernabeau. First year for a LPB victory in Camp Nou in how many years? congratu********inlations

 

It might be enough to make him quit. That's why the Barca players try so hard to avoid defeat against Madrid, they knew that one defeat will lead to Pep resigning due to the stress. And after the manner of the defeat at Camp Mou, Pep knows that it will happen every year from now, so he can't handle managing any more.

It's a shame, I like Pep but you can see that he is not good at dealing with losses to better teams. Hopefully he will rest for a while to recover his nerve, then go and manage in England for a few years to get used to coping with being defeated by better teams on a regular basis. I would suggest Arsenal or Liverpool, but any English team will do the trick. Then he can return to Barca fully mentally prepared for being dominated by Madrid.

 

It is a bit sad that the philosopher has decided to abandon a sinking ship..I hope it is not Bielsa or Wenger, since I like them both.. I would prefer Xavi to become their player coach, so I can dislike them even more

 

Xavi declining? Got to gooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

Midget's response is full of lolz..

 

How can we not be full of confidence after retiring your best ever coach with our vibrant display? I reckon Xavi and Puyol are also thinking of retiring after the resounding defeat. And who can blame them?

Also, I think the question needs to be asked - Without Pep's steroids being readily available, will Messi revert to his natural height of 2 foot 7 inches?

 

You know Pep's reign was great when in his worst season at Barca he still won more trophies than Madrid's cumulative total during his 4 years in La Liga.

Gràcies, Pep!