Race for the 2018 Wooden Spoon

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by moleman, Aug 9, 2018.

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Do the Fire “win” the 2018 wooden spoon

  1. Yes

    9 vote(s)
    26.5%
  2. No

    9 vote(s)
    26.5%
  3. Raccoons with rubber dicks drunk on Malort doing something stupid

    16 vote(s)
    47.1%
  1. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Three teams that can't finish below us.

    1. Atlanta
    2. NYRB
    3. NYCFC

    Possibly three more by end of the week.
     
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  2. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    5 points or less from the last 8 games gives the Fire a better than 50% chance at the spoon.
     
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  3. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I think the Fire will win 6 games with a tie added in, just to go into the final game of the season needing 1 pt against DC to make the playoffs. They will then lose on October 28th, 5-0 in front of a huge a crowd there to see Rooney. I have like 15 tickets for this game because I couldn't be bother to go to earlier games and my wife will be on the field after running the marathon for the Chicago Fire Foundation. A large group of my family and friends, along with about 20k other people will get to see my mental breakdown.
     
  4. lethargytartare

    lethargytartare Member+

    Oct 2, 2000
    Magrathea, Horsehead Nebula
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
    1. Atlanta
    2. NYRB
    3. NYCFC
    4. F*C* DALLAS
     
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  5. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Well, there's the tie. Now just 6 wins in a row and a devastating 7th game loss to go.
     
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  6. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We lowered our Wooden Spoon elimination number to 20.:thumbsup:
     
  7. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Playoff elimination number is 12
     
  8. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    San Jose beat FC Dallas tonight

    San Jose 20pts in 26 games
    FIRE 24pts in 27 games

    Would have been interesting if San Jose held on to the lead or tied against Vancouver. Still not going to happen, but as long as Pauno is our coach anything is possible.
     
  9. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The race is on.
     
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  10. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    http://www.sportsclubstats.com/USA/Chicago.html

    The Fire are in some kinda garbage team limbo. A perfect win record won't guarantee us the playoffs and a perfect loss record won't guarantee us the wooden spoon.

    My guess is we'll either win until we can no longer get the spoon and then lose the rest or lose until we're out of the playoffs and then win the rest.
     
  11. pena pirata

    pena pirata Member+

    Sep 28, 2013
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I will be rooting for San Jose to win this weekend.
     
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  12. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Fixed your post for the purpose of brevity.
     
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  13. lethargytartare

    lethargytartare Member+

    Oct 2, 2000
    Magrathea, Horsehead Nebula
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
    I thought you were doing a WC Williams homage

    This Is Just to Say

    I have wasted
    Bastian
    playing him
    on defense


    and not
    signing a single
    C.B.
    this season


    Forgive me
    they were expensive
    finding
    them was hard
     
  14. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    1. Atlanta
    2. NYRB
    3. NYCFC
    4. F*C* DALLAS
    5. LAFC
     
  15. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Playoff elimination number is 9
     
  16. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Red Bulls (1.96)
    Atlanta (2.08)
    NYCFC (1.78)
    F_C_Dallas (1.81)
    all have at least TWICE as many PPG as the Fire.

    How the f*ck can a team with Bastian Schweinsteiger, Nikolic, Katai, McCarty and (now) DeLeeuw be this awful?

    Oh, yeah, two words: Veljko Paunović.

    It is his fault that this team is not even competitive.

    Blame 'shady' Nelson Rodriguez for not building up the defense or replacing Accam, and Hauptman for being Hauptman, but the game to game embarrassment that are
    your 2018 Chicago Fire
    is down to Paunović more than anybody else.

    If the Fire lose the race for the Wooden Spoon and become recipients of the Wooden Spoon, it will cement Paunović's place as the worst Chicago Fire coach, and probably the worst MLS coach, ever.
     
  17. tigersoccer2005

    tigersoccer2005 Member+

    Dec 1, 2003
    North Bergen, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If it happens it means that Chicago Fire will have won the spoon 3 out of the last 4 years! :eek:
     
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  18. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    And 2 out of 3 years with Paunović as coach, despite having the
    17th
    4th
    5th
    highest payrolls those three years.
     
  19. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
    Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
    Till I get to the bottom and I see you again

    Do you, don't you want me to love you
     
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  20. tigersoccer2005

    tigersoccer2005 Member+

    Dec 1, 2003
    North Bergen, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #70 tigersoccer2005, Sep 3, 2018
    Last edited: Sep 3, 2018
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    There it is: The Official MLS Supporters' Groups Anthony Precourt Wooden Spoon Award
    with three plaques for the three years since the official award was given out.
    Looks awesome in any team's trophy case! :thumbsup: Nice wood stain work on the trophy.

    2015 Chicago Fire
    2016 La Galaxy
    2017 Chicago Fire
    2018 ????
     
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  21. lncolnpk

    lncolnpk Member+

    Mar 5, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Switch 16 with 17. Do not deny the back to back.
     
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  22. tigersoccer2005

    tigersoccer2005 Member+

    Dec 1, 2003
    North Bergen, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My bad! I deserve a wooden spoon myself for the goof!!:p

    2015 Chicago Fire
    2016 Chicago Fire
    2017 LA Galaxy
    2018 ???
     
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  23. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    We didn’t earn the spoon in 2014, but our combined 2014-2016 record was the worst three year span the league has ever seen.
     
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  24. tigersoccer2005

    tigersoccer2005 Member+

    Dec 1, 2003
    North Bergen, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kudos to whoever came up with the idea of naming the Spoon "in honor" of Precourt.... :ROFLMAO:

    It would be awesome to have an MLS executive come out and actually present the trophy at the end of the season. Garber presents the Supporter's Shield, so most likely the duty would fall to Mark Abbott. I don't think that would ever happen though. Something tells me the league officials don't have a sense of humor about the team finishing last in the league.
     
  25. Jiggly_333

    Jiggly_333 Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 8, 2015
    Corner of Bedlam and Squalor (It's that way ->)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Japan
    It was originally the Andrew Hauptman Wooden Spoon, but some people got angry so they decided they’d just change the name every year to the winning owner. Then Precourt announced the Austin move and they decided to make the permanent change.
     
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